Tail Fail

Unable to ejaculate man gloop inside the womb of a desirable female due to being intoxicated.

Geoffery: 'What what dear chap, did you manage to unload a jar of man mayonnaise into that philly with the big bangers from the polo club last night?'

Rupert: 'Unfortunately I had one too many Scotch's and after one hour of bumping and grinding I experienced tail fail'.

Geoffery: 'Queer'.

by Jagdog June 9, 2011

Tafil

Non usable name, nobody's named Tafil, and if they are they're probably Albanian

guy 1: hey what's your name?
guy 2: not Tafil lol??

by SIDAM.K.LT. November 20, 2021

brat-tail

(n.) a tail of hair that grows from the back of one's head as they are, or, after they have vocalized or performed an act of disrespect.

ex.- Darren's brat-tail grew like four feet after he tripped Mrs. Petowsky.

by Octajohn February 7, 2017

phantom tail

A phantom limb that's a tail. Usually used by Therians and otherkins when they get a phantom shift. They'll feel a tail of what animal is there kintypes.

My kintype is husky and I'm so happy i can feel my phantom tail wagging.

by Felix likes the woods June 7, 2018

International Pig Tail Day

Day in which girls wear their hair up in pigtails in celebration. Usually celebrated in the Continental United States on December 3rd. and August 9th in Europe.

International Pig Tail Day is being celebrated in Ireland in 2014 on 9th August.

by World Hallmark August 5, 2014

tails gets trolled

A webcomic that was discovered by the goons at somethingawful. This unlikely diamond in the rough is adored by its many fans for its engaging plot and beautiful artwork.

What I read: Tails Gets Trolled
What I expected: Sonichu
What I got: Dragonball Z

by sohereiamdoingeverythingican November 11, 2012

Miles "Tails" Prower

A character of the popular Sega series, Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic's loyal sidekick, this 8-year old two-tailed fox is a mechanical genius. The inventor of various vehicles such as the Tornadoes 1 and 2, the Cyclone, the Blue typhoon and various other gadgets. His intellectual equal, Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik is at constant struggle with Sonic. Tails helps in his own way by working alongside Sonic in battle. He's capable of flight on his own by use of his two tails as a propeller. It has been questioned whether or not Tails was originally supposed to be a girl in his first game appearance. Tails has also been believed to be losing his role in the shadow of Sonic, but has proved time and time again as a valuable asset to the fight against evil.

Miles "Tails" Prower is a helpful fox.

by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006