A pun that combines the disorder of anorexia with tanning. Is used to describe people, usually white women and teen girls, who are very tan/dark in skin tone. Tanorexics are more specifically women who purposely get tan by either sunbathing frequently or by a fake bake. It was suggested that, like anorexics, they have an addiction to tanning and won't stop no matter how dark they get. Hence, the term tanorexic.
by isay'uh'toomuch October 28, 2004
Get the tanorexic mug.A sexual copypasta about Ahsoka Tano from Star Wars, where Obi-Wan Kenobi tells Luke Skywalker about Ahsoka in sexual descriptions.
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
by jordypresto0418 February 6, 2021
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Get the taunton river mug.A device intended for use in emergency situations on Oregon's Mount Hood. In a whiteout, climbers will activate the Tauntaun Locater Unit to summon tauntauns from their top-secret stable at the top of the Palmer Chair Lift. They will then mount the noble steeds and ride them to safety at Gaper Headquarters (the Timberline Lodge Parking Lot). In especially dire conditions, a climber may cut a tauntaun open and burrow inside for warmth. This is a dangerous practice, however, as it may attract wampa ice creatures.
Gaper #1: "I tried to climb Mt Hood but got lost 100 feet above Timberline. I have a GPS, so I would have thought success was guaranteed."
Gaper #2: "It was very foolish of you to attempt der Mordwand without a Tauntaun Locater Unit. You should go to REI right now and get one!"
Gaper #2: "It was very foolish of you to attempt der Mordwand without a Tauntaun Locater Unit. You should go to REI right now and get one!"
by Dan Forester December 27, 2008
Get the Tauntaun Locater Unit mug.The origins of this word stem from the words "BAMD" and "TANK". BAMD refers to a specific type of vehicle primarily a Sand coloured Pontiac Sunfire with a special license plate. The TANK originally referred to the character "Tank" in the famous movie "The Matrix" - the operator with multiple computer monitors. However, due to the special colour of the car (which allows for greater camouflage to the enemy when in combat in the desert), along with the word TANK, this was how the phrase BAMD TANK was born. Through the many years this word has been used in many languages and the combined accents have resulted in the phrase "Baumd Taunk". Since this special vehicle is considered a "tank", this particular Sunfire is also modified with a special turret found in the German Tiger Tank from World War II.
FS: I want to sit in your Baumd Taunk so we can go eat the best Maniccotti in the world!
DV: No. You can buy your own at Repo Experts.
DV: No. You can buy your own at Repo Experts.
by dabaddestboy August 4, 2009
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still manages to be one of the best selling drinks in the county.
Its tangerine flavour.
Once available outside Cork but was withdrawn from the market except for Cork.
still manages to be one of the best selling drinks in the county.
Its tangerine flavour.
Once available outside Cork but was withdrawn from the market except for Cork.
by kate205 February 29, 2008
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