tatter nuts

Someone that has severely dry balls cuz he is a geek and never gets laid.

"John Doe after several years of being alone and excessive maturbation, has developed a severe case of tatter nuts"

by JeebusDa3rd August 4, 2008

Diddle Tatter

Diddle Tatter (noun) - Fake. Simply any possible form of fake is known as a Diddle Tatter.

Person A "Man I hate those make money fast pop ups."
Person B "Yeah for real, they are so Diddle Tatter."

by gingerstick29 March 23, 2011

Tattered Pink Sheet

When your ass has been railed so long, so deep and so hard, that your asshole that once was a mere tattered pink sleeve turns into a tattered pink sheet and your now prolapsed rectum just hangs out flapping in the breeze like a sheet hung out on a drying line.

He plummeted his man meat deep in my turd cutter and pounded my lower intestine like a janitor plunging a clogged drain. It was a relentless rearrangement to my bowels like no other. While I expected his deep stroking would render me with a tattered pink sleeve, the finish was far more brutal. He unloaded his man curd and I quickly grabbed my hand mirror to admire his finish. To my dismay, there flapping in all its glory was my tattered pink sheet. He called me a whore and left me trying to push it back in.

by Dick Onchin October 30, 2020

silly tatter

you're hilarious/silly.

Stevie says does something strange and funny.
so you say.

Hahaha, Stevie, you're a silly tatter.

by casssienovaa January 2, 2009

Tattered Pink Sleeve

Your asshole after having a vigorous sesh of anal and getting absolutely railed.

Oh man that dude pounded my ass all night last night and left me with a tattered pink sleeve.

I may need some stitches in my tattered pink sleeve. Will you run me to the ER?

My tattered pink sleeve simply couldn’t take any more of my uncle’s pounding.

by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

tatter twat

a dry, cracked pussy (i hear they are good with ketchup)

That bitch had a tatter twat, so I had to use ketchup when we went to eat out

by mullet_mania May 15, 2006

tattered rags

1) Hobo clothing
2) Hobo housing

1) My tattered rags are caught on your coffee table.
2) Oh sheezy! My tattered rags are gone! Where will I live?

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003