tastes like ass

foul, rancid, bitter, or otherwise unpleasant to the palate; disgusting; poor flavor

cook1: "Ugh, this stew tastes like ass."
cook2: "I'll say. It tastes like old cayenne pepper steeping in hot Guinness."
cook1: "I think I'm going to be sick."
cook2: "Me, too."

by no-one of consequence November 12, 2003

Taste-icles

A pair of particularly tasty testicles.

'I've sucked on some salty balls, but you've got a great pair of taste-icles'

by cassiusgay August 20, 2009

Tastes like dick

slang; exclaiming it "tastes like dick" compares said beverage or food to the "cheesey" rod found in a chav's paints; nasty, smelly, putrid, trying to immitate the other sexual beverages, but not living up to boasted reputation.

Just say that you've been given something to eat or drink by your homeslice and it tastes terrible or is just plain weak sauce;

Jay "Anything to drink up in this place"

Homeslice "Fo' shizzle ma' nizzle get ur laughing grear around this!"

Jay "Garr! Ohr that tastes like dick !!"

by home5lice August 4, 2007

tastey

The misspelling of tasty by Will.i.am in the second single from Fergie's debut album, 'Fergalicious'.

T to the A to the S-T-E-Y, girl you tastey

by jacobjacobs October 29, 2006

Slap the taste out of your mouth

Phrase used to try and get someone to stop or not do something that you really do not find appropriate.

Boy, if you don't stop hitting your sister I am going to slap the taste out of your mouth.

by Gearls December 20, 2008

taste fatigue

1. The feeling achieved when eating the same type of food for a period of time.
Though one may still be hungry, they do not want anymore of the given food.

1. Guy 1 "Man these Burger King Flavored Onion Rings are delicious. I just can't seem to finish them."

Guy 2 "Do you want some of my chocolate?

Guy 1 "Yeah, that should help off-set my taste fatigue."

by Andy Orem March 23, 2009

Tastes like fruit loops

A phrase used to describe an alcoholic beverage that does not taste alcoholic.

Matthew: "So what's your favorite drink?"

Forrest: "Caribou Lou baby! It tastes like fruit loops and hits like a truck!"

by DJ Forresto January 23, 2011