Tarmacing

Where a man curls a steamy shit off onto the centre of a womans chest ....and then quickly proceeds to compress the shit up and down the length of the womams torso...

Did you hear why paul was so brown this morning?.....yeah i heard hes just received a tarmacing by someone called tina

by Jongreenwood August 21, 2021

Tamaulipas

A mass grave.

Mario: Did you hear about Juan? They found his body in a tamaulipas
John: Fuck.

by dick n' balls September 15, 2021

Tamaulipas

The appendix of Mexico.

"Con orgullo digo que soy de Tamaulipas" I am proud to be from Tamaulipas!
"mi más sentido pésame " My pity for you

by Дecca April 24, 2022

tarmludd

t a r m l u d d p r i d e

"vad är det för dag idag"
"tarmludd pride day bestie"

by tarmludd55 August 29, 2022

on the tarmac in Charlotte

Unable to do something fun because another activity prevents it.

Are you up to meet for coffee?

I can’t. I’m on the tarmac in Charlotte.

by marcusco February 6, 2022

Tarmacked

To get absolutely shit-faced. Refers to the drunk/high person hitting the ground (tarmack) because they are so fucked up.

"Bruh, you got absolutely tarmacked last night" "Yea I don't remember shit"

by Tarmackedpig26 April 15, 2020

Tarmacked

Tarmacked is were a male and female take part in sexual intercourse and were the female is on top and sits on the males chest and shits on his chest and rubs up and down it.

"Oh god last night i got totally tarmacked. I was with this really hot chick and she was on top, the she sat on my chest and did a shit on it and starting rubbing up and down."

by Shut-It September 3, 2009