Target

The rich man's Wal-Mart

Why go to Target when you can get the same thing cheaper at Wal-Mart

by The Omnipresence December 12, 2003

target

A store I don't really care for, but whenever I do go in, I'm always questioned if I want a damn Target card. We are becoming the target of annoyence.

Target Staff Member #1: Hey, want a chance for a target card?
Me: No, thanks.
Target Staff Member #2: Would you like to sign up for a target card?
Me: No...
Target Staff Member #3: Would you like to apply for a targe...
Me: NO! I DO NOT WANT A TARGET CARD!

by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005

target

the act of being unfair to other students and singling them out. Common practices include walking past the whole class just to tell a student to put their phone away. or if your sons name is mark you are automatically targetting students.

The lebanese immigrant Hana Hammersmasher was targetting the students. "Dont ever use that word in my classroom! Aaron you are being disruptive! STOP! Just STOP TALKING!" The wathomnator huffed and puffed exausted from a days work of targetting students in they/them class. Other examples include "Mrs. Jaberwocky what are your pronouns?" Students will ask important questions like these and the teacher would shut them down immediately. This would allow students to conclude that she is homophobic and does not respect pronouns.

by Mark Asirwatham May 1, 2023

Target

The bougie Walmart

You must be rich if you shop at target

by Queen munchkin January 12, 2017

target

A store that you'll get decent pay but have to deal with stuck up, snotty bitches thinking they can make you the gopher(go for this-go for that) chump. Also being more over priced than Walmart for shitty, break the next day items. Nickname: "Tarzshay" used by Target frequenters who like to make it sounds like they are going somewhere more important.

I'm sorry, I have a 1:30 appointment at Tarzshay...

by BigNRichCowgirl January 6, 2005

target

the comunist company

i hate target

by syd February 1, 2004

Target

A temporary causal flirt buddy/ eye candy, who may or may not become a crush.

"Have you found a new target, yet?"

"Is he your new target?"

by Brenda NT May 24, 2008