tardnado

A whirling dirvish of stupidity. Contraction of retard and tornado.

Lucas is a total tardnado, he's always fubbing something up.

by Smackercalafragilistic February 15, 2006

tardmonkey

Someone with the intellect of a retarded monkey.

You're such a tardmonkey.

by John Wass November 14, 2003

tardnado

(n.) Noisy, destructive mobile cluster of the mentally retarded that occasionally sweeps through malls, zoos, etc..
A tard wrangler is usually found at the epicenter.

"Get behind the counter, I sense a tardnado brewing!"

by Sheeberweeber January 12, 2012

Tardinio

A mildly offensive term used to refer to someone acting in an idiotic or generally stupid way.

Used in Cork by students on College Road.

Derived originally from the term "retard"

- "For the tenth time, did you put out the recycling?"
- "Shit, no I forgot again!"
- "Tardinio."

"Tardinio numero uno" - The ultimate Tardinio

- "Lads, ye are without a doubt the biggest Tardinio's I have ever come across." - Gentlemen, ye are the most idiotic, stupid individuals that I have ever aquainted

by Tardinio numero uno January 11, 2010

Tradon

Tradon is a hot youthfull fellow but do t be dismayed he is also the best wrestler there ever was. Typicaly seen with lydia and a pimp cane. But the hottest guy i know. He can also run a 2 minute mile in CC. And he can bench press an eliphant. And he failed no nut november on the first 3 seconds in.

Tradon the penical of hottness lydia should have never left tradon

by TravisGmoney November 4, 2018

tardology

The study of all aspects of the word "tard". Inclusive of how to be a tard, how to wrangle a tard, what makes someone a tard, and how to cure tard. The subject was created and made famous by Ed from the T.V. show 'Ed, Edd, and Eddy' and Patrick Star from the T.V. show 'Spongebob.'

Friend: HUMANS HAVE 47 CHROMOSOMES
Me: NO! Fool! Maybe u do, but It's 46. Either that, or you have a masters in Tardology.

by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019

Tardknuckle

A person so righteously and unapologetically stubborn in their ignorance that their mental faculties are in question.

I support women’s rights, because I’m not a Christian conservative tardknuckle from Alabama.

by Dean Wilton May 22, 2019