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Taint Tanning 

Taint Tanning - the act of going full ass up, crotch open during a tanning session in order to get color/tan on that elusive 1" patch of real estate, and eliminate "butt smile lines". The exact opposite of anal bleaching. Butthole shade matching the surrounding skin tone.

Taint - The perineum is the space between the anus and scrotum in the male and between the anus and the vulva in the female. The perineum is the region of the body between the pubic symphysis (pubic arch) and the coccyx (tail bone), including the perineal body and surrounding structures.

Tanning - is the process whereby skin color is darkened or tanned. It is most often a result of exposure to ultraviolet (UV) radiation from sunlight or from artificial sources, such as a tanning lamp found in indoor tanning beds. People who deliberately tan their skin by exposure to the sun engage in a passive recreational activity of sun bathing. Some people use chemical products which can produce a tanning effect without exposure to ultraviolet radiation, known as sunless tanning.

Post THAT shit !!!!
Great day in the day in the back yard, even got some taint tanning in.

huh, WTF?
Dude got rays on the button knot. It's healthy n shit.

God damn dude, make sure you got Aloe suppositories, ..lol
Taint Tanning by Mixsey December 5, 2019
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Dirty Tanni 

Fentanyl addicted female who engages in anal sex with multiple partners in succession without protection, the last of whom ends with multiple loads of random semen covering their penis.
You don't want to hook up with her, she'll give you the dirty tanni
Dirty Tanni by I_won_b1tch July 9, 2023
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Fictional mysterious root used in the Movie Rosemary's Baby by the Devil Worshiping neighbors.
Put some more Tannis Root in the fire.
Tannis by TannisM November 20, 2006

binge tanning 

Binge tanning is excessive exposure to sunlight and/or an obsession with sunbathing. Rejects the colloquial term "tanorexic", which inadvertantly implies a lack of sun exposure; a binge tanner has what could be described as an addiction to sun exposure and beautfiful, golden tans. A true binge tanner is willing to risk malignant melanoma for a few months of being one of the sexiest fucks alive.
See those tan-ass bitches over there by the pool? They have perfected the art of binge tanning.
binge tanning by Dr. Bargles April 7, 2010
a female name.
A lost city in Egypt.
I found Tannis.
Tannis is the cooleest person.
tannis by Tannis November 22, 2003

Tanning Booth 

What makes Snooki look orange.
Thats what tanning booths do to you....
verb. to wear a tank top or bro tank; to be a hella B.A.
CJ is tankin today. That shirt looks great and accentuates his skinny arms.

Grant only blazes when he's tanking. Gotta give him credit, he's a hella B.A.
tankin by BeckyofIowa September 28, 2011