Moon Tanning

The act of getting a tan from the moon. It helps if you are on mushrooms.

Team Hammer went Moon Tanning last night, it was awesome.

by Team Hammer September 20, 2010

tanning booth

A closet-like box that sprays brownish color on you to make you look tan.

Mystic Tan is a popular tanning booth.

by HUH February 27, 2005

tanninity

tanness, a noun form of tan

Maybe he's Mexican, that would explain his tanninity.

by asdfgh jkliop July 20, 2008

Taint Tanning

Taint Tanning - the act of going full ass up, crotch open during a tanning session in order to get color/tan on that elusive 1" patch of real estate, and eliminate "butt smile lines". The exact opposite of anal bleaching. Butthole shade matching the surrounding skin tone.

Taint - The perineum is the space between the anus and scrotum in the male and between the anus and the vulva in the female. The perineum is the region of the body between the pubic symphysis (pubic arch) and the coccyx (tail bone), including the perineal body and surrounding structures.

Tanning - is the process whereby skin color is darkened or tanned. It is most often a result of exposure to ultraviolet (UV) radiation from sunlight or from artificial sources, such as a tanning lamp found in indoor tanning beds. People who deliberately tan their skin by exposure to the sun engage in a passive recreational activity of sun bathing. Some people use chemical products which can produce a tanning effect without exposure to ultraviolet radiation, known as sunless tanning.

Post THAT shit !!!!

Great day in the day in the back yard, even got some taint tanning in.

huh, WTF?
Dude got rays on the button knot. It's healthy n shit.

God damn dude, make sure you got Aloe suppositories, ..lol

by Mixsey December 5, 2019

Dirty Tanni

Fentanyl addicted female who engages in anal sex with multiple partners in succession without protection, the last of whom ends with multiple loads of random semen covering their penis.

You don't want to hook up with her, she'll give you the dirty tanni

by I_won_b1tch July 9, 2023

Tannis

Fictional mysterious root used in the Movie Rosemary's Baby by the Devil Worshiping neighbors.

Put some more Tannis Root in the fire.

by TannisM November 20, 2006

binge tanning

Binge tanning is excessive exposure to sunlight and/or an obsession with sunbathing. Rejects the colloquial term "tanorexic", which inadvertantly implies a lack of sun exposure; a binge tanner has what could be described as an addiction to sun exposure and beautfiful, golden tans. A true binge tanner is willing to risk malignant melanoma for a few months of being one of the sexiest fucks alive.

See those tan-ass bitches over there by the pool? They have perfected the art of binge tanning.

by Dr. Bargles April 7, 2010