Tabletop Tap room

A place where idiots abode and drink ale while reminiscing the good old days of the 1980s and talking about make-believe games and childish stuff.

Boy! Don't stay in that Tabletop Tap room! You are a man now!

by Tom T-Bone February 28, 2023

German Tabletop

The act of eating a girls vagina out, then snorting a line of coke along her belly and between her titties.

Did you hear? John Stewart pulled off a German Tabletop!

by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021

Tingletons

The jolly, tiny, invisible people who shake you when you get a funny tingling feeling. They also molest children under six whilst playing loud nursery rhymes.

"Oo-hoo-hoo! I just got a tingle from the Tingletons! How fun! Also, please lock the door to Jonny's room a-sap."

by HappybirthdayXXX February 1, 2009

tanglewood

Hard core streets where the pimps reside, man u..shiiiii..man thats where dem hard core gangstaz be slangin that crack bussin those aks and rollin on dem clean 24s..get shot the fuck up wanna-be mu fuckas.we'll put holez n u like swiss cheeze. 5 n da mornin, on tha corner clockin.down here, its snowin n the summer,and hot as july n the middle of december out of townas dont come up n tha 512, or we'llwrap u up like a fuckin burrito bitch.

"ey man u here bout dat hood down in da ATX?"
"hell nah man"
"nah man dont go check it out, u be gettin shot up, beat up, and wrapped up all n da same day"

by Koy mu fucka June 8, 2005

tanglewood

A gang in staten island

i ma part of tanglewood.

by christina gotti agnello January 27, 2005

tabletop

a women who has small boobs (flat)

1st person: dam shes a butter face (LOOK UP BUTTER FACE)
2st:hell nah she cant be becuz shes a tabletop

by abbyisnobuttaface January 14, 2008

n. tabletop

A perpetrator of Ultimate Sad Acts.
An Ultimate Sad Act or USA (yes, I note the satiric possibilities of this happy acronymic accident) qualifies as an insignificant sycophantic deed committed in the hope of endearing oneself to another person

"Kerry is being a true tabletop: she's thinking of buying a new kettle despite the fact that this one works perfectly well merely because Joe doesn't like the colour"

by satania April 11, 2005