tampon

the rolled-up piece of cotton with the string hanging out to absorb the profuse bleeding from one's aching groin-hole

on the birthday card i gave to my brother:

"I hope that the rolled-up piece of cotton with the string hanging out to absorb the profuse bleeding from your aching groin-hole.... never has to exist.... Happy Birthday!"

by Kitteh April 28, 2005

Tampon

An insult in regards to a guy who has a rather small genitalia and tends to prematurely ejaculate after 2 to 5 minutes while penetrating

"-Dude, that chick I did yesterday laughed at me for having a small dick and shooting my load too fast!
-That's what you get for being a tampon..."

by Dismantled March 29, 2007

tampon

a massive mass of absorbent material, primarily used as a female hygiene product.

Hey I started early this month do you have a extra tampon I can have?

by livelifeontop September 29, 2015

tampon

a massive mass of absorbent material, primarily used as a female hygiene product.

Hey I started early this month do you have a extra tampon I can have?

by livelifeontop September 29, 2015

Tampon

Free snack

1:“Im really hungry” 2:“oh don’t worry!” 2:“You can have my tampon” 1:“thanks!”

by Cotton.Saturn July 19, 2021

Tamponing

Tamponing is the girl version of cock blocking.

Kelly - Hey Sarah can I hang out with you and Eric tonight!
Sarah - Girl don't be Tamponing me again. I need the dick.

by Alo Gata Boots June 10, 2013

Tampons

A derogatory term for a member of the National Guard or Reserves.

It must be that time of the month, because the tampons are here for drill again.

by Yomommasbae March 1, 2019