tallywacker

Slang. The male copulatory organ. The term very popular in rugger-bugger piss-ups

At the piss up after winning the rugby world cup, Jonny Wilkinson waved his tallywacker at the Australians

Orig. <French 'tallier'=pull + Western Irish mispronunciation of 'wanker'>

by emigre December 15, 2003

tallywacker

My gargantious third member.

I often stuff my own anus with my tallywacker

by Pete Negwaski! June 26, 2006

tallock

large mammoth penis that lives in your pants

i have a tallock right now in my ass

by Felix Harris November 18, 2006

tallywax

shaving your balls

Guy: Hey love fancy giving me a tallywax
Girl: No

by Lenny3k January 23, 2009

tallywacker

Something used to syphon gas out of a car.

"WOW, that guy just stuck his Tallywacker in a gas tank!"

by Pete Negwaski! June 18, 2006

tallywacker

a length of rope use to count sheep. The sheperd would tie a knot every 10 sheep. If one slowed up he would whack them with the tally rope.

He hit that ram with the tallywacker.

by sheepfreebird December 20, 2009

Tallywhacker

a cock, strudel, penis, shaft, meat and two veg, etc a description of the appendage between a males legs

"hey sweety, you wanna see my tallywhacker?"

"princess, how good would a mouthful of tallywhacker be?"

"bend over! here comes the tallywhacker"

by tania January 26, 2004