A brown man that either has an edgar haircut or a mullet starter kit. The mullet type usually puts his hat on before he styles his hair and is a modern Ranchero but will often lower their gmc rather than lift it. Shirt tucked in and a belt....square toe boot is standard.. The edgar type usually dons a dumb and dumber straight bowl with a taper fade or the fluffy version that is a halfro. Every now and then there will be a straight bowl front with a fluffy edgar back....this is a mullet starter kit. Hilarious to see a group of them in the wild "dookie sagging" skinny jeans usually with straps from backpack in both hands looking for other Edgar cuts. If you listen carefully you will hear almost a non stop "cuh" or "noquemacuh"
These takuaches look like they go to barber and sit down and say " F my whole life up cuh" and the barbers oblige." I got you fam!"
by The Ill-Lustrious Potente February 12, 2023
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by Rajé November 7, 2020
Get the takuache mug.A school located in Silver Spring. Unlike the other definition written by some idiot, this school is unaccepting as fuck and almost all the kids juul, vape, and smoke crack. There is a huge ass divide between the magnet nerds and the non magnet kids who smuggle in weed. This school is only marginally better than Eastern.
Yo, did you go to Takoma Park Middle School?
Yea man, that place was rough as fuck, had to carry a glock with me cuz the security guards didn't do shit. One had 3 teeth and jacked off to hentai all day.
Yea man, that place was rough as fuck, had to carry a glock with me cuz the security guards didn't do shit. One had 3 teeth and jacked off to hentai all day.
by dont_sag_21 September 5, 2021
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by sxntxnx August 2, 2023
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l: dude, let's break into jna
j: and steal a fireextinguisher
l: lets get drunk first
e: and high
l: whoohooo
j: i hate war!
e: free love!
l: i love animals, give them rights!
j: and steal a fireextinguisher
l: lets get drunk first
e: and high
l: whoohooo
j: i hate war!
e: free love!
l: i love animals, give them rights!
by hottness January 12, 2004
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by brendan May 20, 2004
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