Takin dick from the past

Joey Spec: Young Fife i had this fine azz gurl last night.

Young Fife: all damn howd was she doin it?

Joey Spec: Takin dick from the past like nothin else!
by Joey Spectakular June 08, 2009
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Takin

A sophisticated, good looking and uniquely structured heavenly creature who knows and identifies the definition of living and possesses the power of people around him.
Hello Takin. (Name)
by Tm1eye August 17, 2018
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Takin a tedy

When someone hides in the restroom to avoids having to work.
Hey has anyone seen jammes? I haven't seen him in like 30 minutes.
Yeah I think hes takin a tedy.
by Pastorpablo February 09, 2021
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Indian Takin

I N D I A N T A K I N'

Definition(s):

GASLIGHTING & EMOTIONAL GANGSTALKING

as Noun:

(informal, fraudulent) The act of returning something to someone that was taken from them; under the pretense of not keeping it permanently, and then taking it back later on, or replacing it with a doppelganged replacement instead.

as GangsTalk:

(simplified) To take something, keep it for awhile, and return it.

as Legal:

To acquire property, actual or intellectual, by physical, virtual or electronic means, of another person, with the intent to deprive the owner of use and possession thereof; with the intent to cause physical, emotional or psychological distress as a result of any coarse of conduct relating to the property owner.
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Attack Plan | 4 - ANCHORING

||Subterfuge Required||

1. Take something (without permission) from the Targeted Individual "T.I.", and keep possession of it.

2. Return the object to the T.I. after a significant amount of time has passed, (without them knowing,), by PLACING IT WHERE THE T.I. WOULDN'T USUALLY KEEP IT; (EX: Mail Box, Front Door Welcome Matt, Bathtub, Freezer, or Under the Pillow, so the T.I. 'suddenly' discovers it.

(Indirect Communication Comprehended by T.I.)

3. Wait to observe/hear from the T.I., directly or indirectly, about this Indian Takin Attack Plan™
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Dude 1:
"Yo, I took that scooter for a ride last night but the battery died on me."

Dude 2:
"That sucks bro! What did you do then, walk?"

Dude 1:
"I Indian Takin it back and put it in the bathtub."

Dude 2: "He's gonna trip bro. Wish I could be a fly and that wall. Lol"

Dude 3: *chuckles* "That fly is a "WiFi/Bluetooth/Lowjack/Mic/HiFi/Directional Speaker/Projection Light/HD Lens" drone and I can see him right now. He's outta the tub now, (clears throat), .. in a 'Hot Towel Wrap' and Truman is singing into the blowdryer… to the scooters whatnot."
by Gossips With Wind December 22, 2022
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Takin' it to the Den

1. When on a cougar hunt one finds a successful "kill" whom he/she finds adequate for consumption... your takin' it back to the den.
1. (when in a bar) Dude says to another : "Takin' it to the den, eh?"

Score!
by 13blackcats December 21, 2008
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