Tainted Toothbrush

After having rough sex, you go to bathroom and clean your "Taint"(a.k.a. "GOOCH") with your Girlfriend's parents toothbrushes.

"Yeah, one day Jordan plowed old Mary Jane Rottencrotch, and afterwards when he was cleaning up he decided to give her parents the old Tainted Toothbrush.
That Dirty Boy!

by "Z" Yeah, you know ME. September 10, 2008

Tainted

Skanky, Dirrty (X-tine Style), doing dirty deeds in someone else's space, area i.e. beds, bathrooms, etc. Therefore making the space tainted. Also see Alyssa.

That stupid whore tainted my couch.

by Paris December 13, 2003

tainted

The act of rubbing one's taint on any given object. Usually done out of spite or anger.

One time in college my roommate angered me so bad I tainted his toothbrush.

I swear to god, if Leland rats me out one more time I'm gonna taint his mouse!

by The Dark Lord of the Taint December 29, 2004

tainted

when a white girl messes with black dudes

"Dang, did you see Maddy with Deshawn and Lavonte? That bitch is tainted!"

Guy Number 1: Does Katie fuck black guys?

Guy Number 2: Damn right! That bitch tainted as hell!

by madddyb November 7, 2010

tainted doughnuts

Noun. An extremely attractive individual who is infected by a sexually transmitted disease.

"Damn man, she's bangin!"
"Look but don't touch bro, she's tainted doughnuts."

by scubamage November 14, 2006

Tainted Retribution

The act of a person defecating on another's penis immediately after they are sodomized.

"It went really well until I got some tainted retribution"

"My boyfriend really wanted to try butt sex for the longest time, so to turn him off from it I gave him a tainted retribution the first time we did it"

by ash0ka March 8, 2009

tainted knuckles

Tainted knuckles occur when you reach between your legs to wipe your ass after a shit and your knuckles touch the vile soup in the toilet bowl or,heaven forbid,the turd itself.

Damn! I'm going to have to wash my hand.I got tainted knuckles.

by wolfbait51 October 23, 2011