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Tittie Tailored

When woman with delicious breasts modifies her top, blouse, or shirt to enhance the presentation of said titties.
Tugging and tearing her Tee-shirt, Tiffany Tittie Tailored her top to tout her two taut and tawdry tits. The tah-tah transformation totally tantalized Trevor. Teased, Tongue tied, and tranced, the Tittie Tailoring triggered Trevor to trip, taking a tumble toward the tasty twins.
by LB Sand July 9, 2015
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know your tailor

To know the person that is giving some informations about you, creating your image in front of other people. It can be both, positive and negative statement.
A - Somebody is telling some image-building things about you.
B - Yeah, I know my tailor, it's Clair from the first floor.

or

A - Who can tell those smearing things about me?
B - You have to know your tailor before you accuse somebody.
by Tomek Niziolek July 7, 2014
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The Fire Triforce

Another name for the fire tetrahedron. It is called this because it looks like the Triforce symbol from Nintendo's The Legend of Zelda. The Fire Triforce is made up of four small triangles that are arranged to look like one big triangle. The four triangles include heat, oxygen (02), fuel, and a chemical chain reaction. These are the elements necessary to create a fire as showcased by the fire triforce.
Imagine how cool it would be learning about the fire triforce in your boy scouts or brownies troop.
by Destiny Karst January 5, 2021
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Corey Tailor

A Tailor that sizes and tailors jump suits for special occasions. The adjective being "Corey" which is Greek for "jump".
"Where'd you get that awesome slipknot jumpsuit?"
"I know a Corey Tailor"
by Bryc0n October 14, 2011
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Tailor your asshole

Tailoring an asshole is a very delicate procedure where a man with a beard of great girth licks your asshole. This is a very delicate process because he must lick it like an ice cream scoop on top of a cone. His beard may touch, but only on the cheeks never getting in the way of the actual anus. Due to this delicate process a sober hobo or bum can be used, but is not recommended.

Mustaches of any kind, neck beards, goatees, and mutton chops are not suitable substitutes.
"I got my asshole tailored so good last night by some guy at the party." - White Young Female in her 20's

"Bitch, I will tailor your asshole so good tonight!" -Older Black Gentleman in his 40's
by Crusty Peas February 4, 2013
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Tailor

A beautiful red head girl. Firey and fierce. Short but that doesn't stop her. One who is not afraid to state what she believes. Is highly outgoing and gets along with most. Absolutely crazy but that's okay you should love her anyways. She is loyal & loves only one. Talks way too much, loves the phone. Especially late night conversations. Very self conscious and wouldn't mind being called beautiful every once in awhile. Loves hanging out with all her friends and always stays in touch though she often has to move to different places. All around amazing person who anyone would be honored to know. If you ever meet a Tailor, keep her, she's one of a kind.
Guy 1: "Dude you seen Tailor?"
Guy 2: "Hell yah, that fucken hot chick?"
Guy 1: "Yah. Dayumnnn she fine."
Guy 2: "Yah? Well fuck you she's mine."
Guy 1: "Chyll, Ima get me one of those."
Guy 2: "Yah good luck finding another like her."
by taiem July 6, 2009
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tailored

1. getting your penis sucked while standing
Robert got tailored last weekend. (other uses include "Tailor me bitch. I need to be tailored. She was tailoring me last night when...")
by steve o 1 October 16, 2006
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