Taegen

Taegen, not to be confused with Teegan or Tayjon, is an amazing person. Taegens are usually sarcastic smartasses and stubborn. They make fun of you a lot, but they are some of the most loving people you will ever encounter. A person with the name Taegen will come off as an unemotional headass, although deep down they are adorable puppy dogs that will follow you if you let them. If you are ever lucky enough to come across a Taegen, never let them go or else you are missing out on a chance to spend time with a super awesome person. Taegens are extremely dorky, yet somehow they are some of the coolest humans ever. They are meme/rap/emo/edge lords and, they think their music taste is superior. In all seriousness, everyone needs a Taegen.

Person 1: Taegen is a Che Ecru listening headass! He thinks he is superior when it comes to his stroke game, what a dumbass.
Person 2: Yeah he makes fun of me all the time for not knowing every single thing about the Weeknd’s life.

Person 1: He is such a weenie, but I love him sooooo much!

Person 2: Ugh! Me too!

by sup3rweeniehutjr February 12, 2019

tandembate

When 2 or more people pleasure themselves sexually either in close proximity to each other or at a specified time i.e. " We shall all tandembate until our juice flows forth at dusk every seventh day"

Bone Thugs tandembated on my mom!

by Roger Dodgington November 13, 2013

nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank

Whilst one man is having a standard shit wank, a second man sits on his lap cowboy style and shits between his legs, whilst simultaneously jerking them both off with theirs cocks pressed up against each others

I was having a sneaky shitwank when my man lover Plunky sat down on my lap and joined me for a good ol nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank of monstrous proportions. We simultaneously owned the toilet whilst setting off jizz fireworks all of the bathroom ceiling

by Bumfluff June 25, 2014

tadej

A guy name. Usually a fuck boy and hot as fuck. Hes a sporty guy but high all the time. His best friend is hot and as high as him

"Damn did you see tadej today"

"No but his best friend is hot as fuck"

by Kupi mi gucci November 3, 2017

Taeler

A girl who you mite usually see as a friend but is actually something more. Very trustworthy and caring. Sometimes mite seem like a bitch but when you really get to know them their a great friend. Very beautiful and strong.

Don't make the mistake of loosing them as a friend because you will regret it.

that girls name must be Taeler.

by friends110 April 6, 2010

Tandem Mudslide

This can only be done in prison. When you have to take a shit real bad and there is only one toilet to shit in and it is in use. You sit on the other shitters lap, while he spreads his legs slightly to allow your shit to drop between his legs into the bowl.

Also known as David Hasselhoff's White Christmas

"Man I gotta take a shit but someone is on the only shitter!"

"Guess you'll have to do a tandem mudslide"

by gangster_hops October 14, 2009

tandem hunting

A couple, typically a male and female, who search together for threesome partners, usually another female.

My friend and his girlfriend usually go tandem hunting in nightclubs for bi-sexual women.

by Neo-Rio October 20, 2007