twonk

An annoying or strange bastard

Alfonso is a fucking twonk

by Shaun Walker July 25, 2008

Twonk

the action of male masturbation

'I could do with a good Twonk tonight, my balls are like footballs.'

'Did she Twonk you off mate?'

by lezmcvag October 9, 2011

twonk

to bang pots and pans together when your step-dad is drunk from too much christmas rum.

jim is twonking outside in the cold! mom, get him back inside before the neighbors call the police...!

by mary jane spam spiderman December 24, 2008

Twonk

Slang word for a vagina.

"Shut up slag, show us your twonk!"

by Jon23 October 5, 2008

Twonk

A twink who gets buff

Person 1: omg have you seen Tyler Oakley lately?
Person 2: omg he’s a total twonk

by Uh it’s me November 29, 2019

twonk

a term used for ex boyfriends who treated their girlfriends like shit. the girlfriend uses twonk as a way of reffering to him and expessing her rage for his dick'ead behaviour.

Megan:i hate my ex, hes such a twonk.
mel: tell me about it. atleast he wasnt as big a twonk as jack. ha

by megan r September 30, 2007

twonk

Also known as a 'fanny-wank'. Originating around the words twat, woman, and wank. An effective insult if necessary.

'Oi wheres Kelly gone?'
'Shes just avin a quick twonk inth bathroom, she'll be out in five'

by Mac Playboy June 26, 2006