twatso

A woman who is extremely obese.

At the beach I saw a lot of fat girls, and a lot of obese women. One of the women was a real twatso. She must have weighed 350 pounds.

by Rust John Tommy Rude October 5, 2011

'twas

'Twas means "it was"

'Twas litteth or it was lit

by Barnacle May 3, 2017

twatsquatter

Someone whom has sex with people in exchange for a place to live.

After being kicked out of another friend's house, John became a twatsquatter: having greasy sex with anyone who would let him crash on their futon.

by zeldagrl May 29, 2017

tajsha

Tall, sexy, skiny, person how is very smart ant very talented. Also kind to others around.

Tajsha is sooo amazing.

by Talyse May 31, 2017

Big Twats

What employees of Big Lots call their place of work.

My roomate works at Big Twats.

by D B R January 8, 2008

twasshole

Commonly found on life-sized blow-up dolls or male masturbaters, the term refers to the singular, combination twat & ass hole. (May use in either form: "twass" or "twasshole")

The fire-woman doll has a nice twasshole!

by missfatty January 18, 2010

Twatsmith

A person who refurbishes and/or mends broken or undesirable pussy.

After the bachelorette party, my pussy was so chipped up from all the hog, I had to see a Twatsmith prior to the honeymoon.

My beefsheets were so big I just had to see a Twatsmith to get a labia reduction.

Her pussy smelled so bad she had to see a Twatsmith.

My over sized clitoris looked so much like a small penis, I had to see a Twatsmith to have it scaled down.

by The Handlebar I January 26, 2011