You look like you can’t swim

Tiktok trend where men get offended when you tell them “you look like you can’t swim” because they don’t like being told they can’t do something.

“You look like you can’t swim”
Why the fuck would you say that

That’s so fucking rude of course I can swim

by lakebear34 January 8, 2021

twimoms

Moms who love Twilight who also nauseate their kids.

Girl 1: Can your mom drive us to the mall on Saturday?
Girl 2: Sorry! My mom is going to a Twilight marathon at the movie theater.
Girl 1: She's one of those crazy twimoms!
Girl 2: IKR!!

by da heck?! October 14, 2012

twim

a noxious odor or smell

that's giving off a right horrible twim

by brewlio May 11, 2007

Don't jump in my water if you can't swim..........

Don't come at me asking me do you wanna fight if you cant fight.

Girl1: Ayee thot wanna fight...
Girl2: Don't jump in my water if you can't swim.........."

by LOL NIgger September 22, 2014

Twimbies

A case where two identical CGI zombies are placed next to each other in a shot. Occurs when an animator is running out of render space, is lazy, or gets off on copy/pasting. As seen in Season 1, Episode 2 of AMC's "The Walking Dead".

Son: "Dad, did you see those two CGI zombies next to each other? They were twimbies!"
Dad: "Son, stop watching that and Tivo my Glenn Beck already."

by jaumbies November 15, 2010

twimage

an image put up on Twitter as a post or profile picture.

I just put up my twimage. How does it look? Good but a little out of focus. Put on your glasses. Oh that's better! (example 1)

I just posted a twimage up that shows the horrors of the Japan Tsunami. Terrible what has happened there and your twimage shows the world. (example 2)

by RonDMC70 July 15, 2011

twimping

The act of "pimping" someone out on Twitter, such as constant shoutouts, retweeting and favoriting their tweets.

"@Mark49 has been twimping me out for a week now!"

by Nitroverdose April 23, 2015