TILF

T.I.L.F
Teacher I'd Like to F***. Very similar to MILF, but of course a teacher.

"Dude, Ms. Kisch is banging today. She is definitely a TILF

by heavinlypi August 21, 2009

the TILF

The best TILF (Teacher I'd like to fuck) in the school.

Mrs. Tanner is such the TILF.

by The EJ April 12, 2008

tsiltf

commonly used when referring to two sisters who are smoking hot who you would like to bring to your bed and getchu some.. somtimes Tassone sisters are substitued for "two sisters," since they are the best looking combo of siblings since slice bread.

"Damn. Look at those girls, soooo tsiltf."
or..
"Damn look at those two girls, those are some tsiltf (tassone sisters I'd like to fuck.)"

by Kuhl March 1, 2009

TILF

TILF stands for Teacher I'd Like to Fuck. It's the same idea as MILF, but you know, some of us get lucky and we get an outrageously attractive teacher for a whole school year.

Student 1: "I heard we're getting a hot math teacher."

*Hot teacher walks into the classroom in slow motion while her hair flies in a sexy motion from the blowing of the fan while "American Pearl-Automatic" plays in the background.*

Student 1&2: *pound fists together with a sly grin*

Student 2: "I can't believe we finally got a TILF!"

by idefinelife December 13, 2012

Tilf

Teacher I'd like to fuck

Mr Duncan is such a tilf have you seen him!

by Tilfmoney February 23, 2017

Tsimfuckis (Justin Tsimbidis)

Tsimfuckis was an early youtuber, back in 2009, who became popular for his covers of rap songs. He suffers with Progeria, a condition that makes you age rapidly, and his unusual appearance alongside his kick-ass, no-bull attitude won him fans online. His youtube channel was closed down and for years afterwards people assumed he had died, as the average life expectancy of a person with Progeria is only 13 years. Rumours spread from /b/ that he had committed suicide, but this was not true.

He can still be found on instagram, where he posted about his life and interests, including music and a large funko pop collection- however, he stopped posting in May 2022 shortly after his 29th birthday, a huge milestone. His condition now is unknown.

"hey... you remember Tsimfuckis (Justin Tsimbidis)? What's he up to these days?"

by DeepFriedFrog'sLegs November 13, 2022

tilf

Tannie I’d Like to Fuck.

She’s a hot, caffeine addict, cocaine selling irresistible women. Simple

“Have you seen Josh’s aunt?”
“Madeleine? Ya brew, she’s a Tilf “

by InUrMomsBed.com May 12, 2022