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The tow-truck maneuver

When two dogs are humping and walking backwards, and I human being makes the tow-truck in reverse noise
Today at the dog park, my pets partook in the tow-truck maneuver, while I made the tow-truck noise as my mom watched in horror
by That bottom bitch October 25, 2019
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Metro tow truckers

A facebook group of social rejects with a few extra chromosomes that decided to buy the shittiest truck on the market to save money (they are also allergic to paint matching the cab to the body and making a good looking truck) but they end up losing money in the end because no one fucking likes them and their truck will fall apart like legos as soon as they lift anything near 500 pounds (the weight of their 2 dads)
did you see the new post on metro tow truckers? I lose brain cells just looking at that group
by slyvon April 27, 2023
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Tow Trucked

The act in which a young gerontrophialiac pretends to have distress and requests the most mature tow truck drivers services so that she can peruse her sexual fetish of old people.
She called in for help, and before he knew it, the driver had been tow trucked!
by Mikey Ehrmantraut June 1, 2015
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Tow Trucking

When one male tightly grasps another males dick and gives a good ol yank. Tow trucking often become a competition very similar to tug of war or mercy.
I called the tow truck on cole at the back of the bus last night. That was some good tow trucking
by Glennybustrips December 20, 2017
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Tow Trucking

Similar to motor boating, but occurs along the legs rather than the breasts.
At first he motor-boated me, and then he went tow trucking.
by cjjj8 July 30, 2021
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Banana Towtruck

The act of tying a rope attached to a friends boner and a truck then driving full speed in the other direction to rip the friends cock off
I can't get any guys as long as I'm a guy. I feel like I need to call Dave and have him help me perform a banana towtruck
by Bigballerbuddy214 June 15, 2015
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nasty-wet towtruck

having anal sex in an old towtruck in a rain storm
baby lets do a nasty-wet towtruck next time your in town!
by lacy hudson January 17, 2009
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