toliet timer

this is where, the male is masturbating himself while the female is waiting to get a load in her face, but instead of a load, the male pisses in the females face, and sees how long he can piss without her throwing a fit, then recording the time.

"dude, last night, i got a new whore, and took the toliet timer to a 27 seconds!"

by whatthefuck69 January 20, 2009

Toliet Terrorism

When someone shits in, pukes in, pisses in, and ejaculates in a toliet. This also often overflows the toliet or clogs it.

Dan: Why did you leave Joe’s house so early?
Mike: Bro I committed toliet terrorism and he can never know it was me.

by 15_MELO_7 July 25, 2018

Touie

The most sexiest woman in Texas! She has all the drip like you commoners could never have.

Touie my beloved, you are so scumbadilicious.

by keiththesun March 12, 2021

Tadger Toalie

A piece of poop found under the foreskin after having anal sex

AKA boabie joabie or muddy helmet and foreskin fajita

honestly after I shagged her ass for an hour I had the biggest tadger toalie you have ever seen!

by Maduglookslikeasheep April 5, 2010

toliet rocket

While mid-way during a shit, you sneez, which cause the shit to fly out of your ass like a rocket. If done correctly your ass hole should burn for 3-4 minutes as if a mexican just poured hot sauce right into you anal cavity

" my allerges were acting up in the port-o-potty and had this worst toliet rocket of my life!"

by Stephen Meehan June 15, 2008

toliet suprise

When you are taking a crap and you pee a little and your stream of pee goes between that small gap in between the toliet seat and toliet bowl.

Dude I just had a toliet suprise in your bathroom.

by somekidnamedjake February 24, 2009

toolies

an older man pretending 2 b on schoolies(end of yr vacation 4 kidz who finsh h.school.)2 crack onto drunk chicks.

he's a toolie.be really carefull DO NOT GET DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by lena November 26, 2004