Uncle touchy

A man named coleby and has sighns on his wite van that says free candy free wifi free puppies

Oh my god did you see coleby ya he's such a uncle touchy

by Cbuck March 11, 2017

touchy-feely

1) to touch or experiment with one or more persons private area. OR
2) to feel around with someones privates while attempting to not let them know its you

"would you like to play a little touchy-feely with me" OR
"Ah sick! that guy's playing touchy-feely with that unconscious girl"

by Bossplaya January 14, 2004

touchy feely

Something touchy feely = something orgasmic to touch!

In other words when you touch something that feels orgasmic it feels nice, so you say it's touchy feely so everyone knows it's orgasmic to touch (not neccesarily dirty)!

*finds the nearest thing that is orgasmic to touch*
"Ooooh! It's touchy feely!"

by Lastic February 20, 2006

mr touchy feely

a home husband who is in touch with his feminine side

steve i do not need a jumper thank you!

by neil v June 09, 2005

touchy feely 101

Ed, Edd n Eddy's homeroom taught by the Kankers. Also they get raped lol

"I hope Kevin is teaching touchy feely 101 today" - Edd

by Queen Spanks October 01, 2017

Touchy Feely 101

Touchy Feely 101 is an elective that you can take 7th grade and onward, in this class there must be an equal amount of boys and girls(Teacher counts), if in this class you are the highest performing student you pick a partner and do the midair dong suck

Lee: "Today's lesson: Touchy Feely 101. But first–" dragging the Eds out "–a little visual aid. Assistants May and Marie! If you would be so kind."
May: "Would I ever!"
May and Marie drag their chosen pupils into restroom stalls.
Edd: "Wait I–I haven't studied for this lesson!" They begin to kiss.
Ed and Edd: "RUN AWAY!"
Ed: "Holy smoly!"
Eddy: petrified "Okay, that's it! I'm telling the teacher on you!"
Lee: "I'm all ears, my little teachers pet."
Lee cackles and shoves Eddy into a stall. Outside, the sign falls off the door, revealing it as it really is: a girls' bathroom.

by Edd the cool guy October 04, 2017

UwU Touchy Nipple

You usally have sex on sundays and UwU everyone with your fidget toys

UwU touchy nipple baddie :) Lol ewe.

by UwU ball January 19, 2022