tossed salad dressing

a bleaching agent for the anus area.

bitch was licking my asshole until someone turned on the light and exposed my poop resin. "you better put some tossed salad dressing'" on that ass son" she said.

by futga January 30, 2012

Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette

To receive a traditional, wonderfully stimulating Tossed Salad from a willing male or female partner but with the added zest, aroma and the tangy taste of one's Ballsamic Vinagrette added into the mix.

Carl's girlfriend loved to give a good Tossed Salad. She especially enjoyed last night's Toss because prior to it, she and Carl had ravenous, hot, sweaty, post-work out, sex whereby an excessive amount of sweat and sex juice had flowed from Carl's ballsack and grundle and that tangy Ballsamic Vinagrette covered his Brown Turtleneck and made his o ring exceptionally ripe and pungent allowing her to thoroughly enjoy a Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2015

Tossed around the room

To have vigorous / rough sex in multiple positions in various locations within one room.

“Liked to get tossed around the room tonight, think I’ll call Bob”

by Tacosdorados July 1, 2019

toked

wut u are after u toke, aka HIGH

dude that was sum good weed...i am toked as a mutha fucker

by STEVE STOKES IS GAY June 3, 2003

Tomedd

When a smol green cinnamon roll and an angry alchoholic fall in love, which creates TomEdd/EddTom. AKA the best thing to exist.

I have problems. I love TomEdd so much. It's so cute it's going to kill me.

by IAmASailingShip June 6, 2018

Toledo Backhand

To engage in anal sex, and after ejaculation you pull off the condom filled with with spooge, poo, and lube, the slap the bitch or dude in the face with it.

Ron was happily married until he pulled the toledo backhand on his old lady.

by Fuckernator March 12, 2007

toledo tornado

The Toledo Tornado is a very specific form of a favorite sexual act. First documented in Toledo Ohio in 1973, the Toledo Tornado is when a gentleman receives a blow job while taking a shit. The Tornado occurs when the feces is flushed while simultaneously cumming in the blow job givers mouth.

I don't know for sure how I got home last night. But I am pretty sure I got a Toledo Tornado at Dylan's!

by Buck Von Blake December 30, 2015