Topless Disco

In other words - boob job: when a guy rubs his dick between breasts...

She gave me a topless disco last night ;)

by Pokeer Facee May 22, 2010

Topless Vegas

The sneaky sniff / the backhand smell guzzler / aroma nights. An attempt to preserve and ultimately absorb a persons essence without their knowledge.

1) Johno found himself too intimidated to initiate conversation with the woman of his desire so instead opted for a topless vegas as he walked by.
2) “So what’s happening with you and Julie?”

“Oh, we broke up but I still keep a pair of her panties for the occasional late night topless vegas.”

by jizzpack January 4, 2010

topless torpedo

the results of a botched circumcision where too much is taken off

i got him naked and found that he had a topless torpedo down there

by ustef October 19, 2011

Topless For Nuggets

When one usually called Holly offers to show her breast to get the group free nuggets

(Holly) I will flash for nuggets

Holly is going topless for nuggets

by Topless Holly December 15, 2018

Topless nachos

Nacho cheese eaten off a womans naked chest with chips

those were the best nachos ever. especially off naked boobies. mmm topless nachos.

by El crow December 26, 2007

Topless Clown

Paris Hilton's mother

At Ron's bachelor party, Bill got spanked by a topless clown,who turned out to be Paris Hilton's mother.

by Topless clown spanker June 22, 2009

Topless Tuesday

Day of the week when topless bars offer super cheap lunch deals designed to entice mid-level managers to patronize the establishment.

Joe: Where’s Jim, well it’s Topless Tuesday and I’m starving.

Bob: He’s in a manager meeting; let’s leave without him before the boobs and food get cold.

by Big Daddy2231 December 17, 2009