Tritip Tophat

The act of 2 men using their foreskin to cover a third man’s penis.

John and Matt gave me a tritip tophat last night- Ben

by The dirty birdie December 10, 2023

Texas Tophat

A non descriptive, ambiguous insult for anything. Used to keep the subject in the dark.

"Why do you look like such a texas tophat?" "When did your house become a texas tophat?"

by texastophat January 5, 2024

Topcat

A person of infinite wisdom. The topman, the leader of the pack, the head of the herd. When all fails, turn to 'topcat' for advice and direction. Physically adonic, mentally Einsteinien.

we're in a right state here chaps, the chips are down. What on earth shall we do?
Ask 'topcat', he'll know exactly what to do and will lead us on...

by topcat April 18, 2005

top hat

THAT nigga. Usually the leader/supplier if not one of the best ones amongst the gang/crew of men in whatever hood they are in.

Tre & Juice hustled together, but Tre was outside longer and more focused to make it out then Juice so Tre made double what Juice made & brought more to the table for the entire crew. Tre was the top hat aka MVP

by MONEY MULAN June 11, 2018

tophatspacedog

A Retired Russian Spy sent by the Soviet Union in 1945. After a long mission that led to his near-death, tophatspacedog Retires in a small potato farm near Russia. In his spare time, he can be found recking bots at fornite and spreading the good word of Anime. His diet consists of 1 or more bottles of vodka and a bowl of plain Rice. Every once in a while he leaves his shelter to hunt down naughty kids that stream snipe Ninja.

OMG! its tophatspacedog, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!

Nani? tophat-san sugoi ne!

by PopoJø May 18, 2019

Tennessee Top Hat

A Rawkin' Mullet.

Dude check out that flowin' Tennessee Top Hat! It's permed!

by Snotbubble January 8, 2010

Memphis Top Hat

A Memphis Top Hat is when you unload a big pile of stankin ass shit on someone else's head. It could be as part of some kinky sex, or as an unexpected act. Either way - anytime you take a shit on someone's head it is known as a Memphis Top Hat.

Alvin loved giving his girlfriend golden showers. One day during an extra kinky fuck session Alvin decided to give his girlfriend a Memphis Top Hat. As shit dripped down her forehead they made passionate love.

by Mr. Kaasten August 14, 2010