ton

The favorite person who gives you high fives with both hands and makes you smile on the crappiest of days. friend

Ton, get out of my head.

by Megan April 2, 2004

ton

A unit of weight equal to 2,000 pounds (0.907 metric ton or 907.18 kilograms)

That car weighs two tons, or, 4,000 lbs.

by Michael October 3, 2004

ton

the amount jake paul weighs because he's fat.

guy#1: dude look at that fag jake paul over there!\
guy#2:yeah man he must weigh a ton!

by doge kid February 19, 2020

Ton ton

A ton ton is someone who is usually overweight and very up there own arse, their family usually has some money they sponge off but they really have no future prospects

Them two guys ross and sam are real ton tons

by David35445678 July 20, 2017

Ton

A person who talk too much.

You know what's your problem? You talk too much. Don't be a Ton.

by Won-Ton February 24, 2005

The Ton

(Also Known as Laurelton or LA,Queens)A hood located in Southern Queens, New York City. It was Formally part of Jamaica until politics split it up. Its bordering hood are Southside, Ozone Park, Springfield, ST. Albans, Cambria and Mobzdale.

Where you from?

South Queens?

Where Southside?

No, n*gga, The Ton!

by Besiege July 18, 2009

A Shit Ton

An overwhelming amount of work, studying, research or homework. At the beginning of the task, it seems almost impossible to complete. Some how you finish just before the deadline. Sleep deprivation and a need for caffeine are common side effects.

Brianna has a shit ton of studying tonight.

by KarNac February 16, 2017