Thud Puddle

A massively large ejaculation, usually caused by being backed up for a spell.

I haven’t jacked off in a week so I can give her the ol’ thud puddle tonight

by Juice jamboree May 27, 2023

Thud

A group of homeless people or street kids

I just past a thud of homeless on the corner.

by Kwjimmce October 23, 2015

5-card thud

When you are dealt a great hand in poker, and you feel your heart thud as a consequence, whereby you must keep calm to give a good poker face and play effectively thereafter.

Guy's thoughts: "Don't look suspicious. I hope nobody could tell that I just had a 5-card thud there."

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

dud thud

The feeling when you break up with someone in a romantic relationship.

I had a dud thud when my boyfriend jilted me.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

thud plunge

the act of trying to bang your S.O. without a fully blown erection (aka the tweener stage).

she wanted it hard and deep but all he could muster was a thud plunge.

by timmyhidthebodies June 6, 2017

Thud

When a fangirl faces an overload of emotion, a thud occurs.

She thudded so hard watching the trailer for that movie!

by nekoriki February 8, 2025

National hug thud day

national hug thud day is every fucking day retard

joe: Hey are you gonna hug thud today?

not me : Who is thud?

me: Fuck you ,its National hug thud day now you deserve death!

by big_ticc November 11, 2019