Thud Puddle

A massively large ejaculation, usually caused by being backed up for a spell.

I haven’t jacked off in a week so I can give her the ol’ thud puddle tonight

by Juice jamboree May 27, 2023

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thud plunge

the act of trying to bang your S.O. without a fully blown erection (aka the tweener stage).

she wanted it hard and deep but all he could muster was a thud plunge.

by timmyhidthebodies June 06, 2017

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Fud Thud

Scottish version of “Clam Slam”. The female version of tea bagging.

I tell ye Sandra, I was sick of his whining about no huvin his tea on the table when he gets in fae work so last night I gave him an an almighty fud thud right in the beak for aw his cheek.

by Bergerac de dirty May 14, 2023

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5-card thud

When you are dealt a great hand in poker, and you feel your heart thud as a consequence, whereby you must keep calm to give a good poker face and play effectively thereafter.

Guy's thoughts: "Don't look suspicious. I hope nobody could tell that I just had a 5-card thud there."

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

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