Therapy dog

A dog you take merely for emotional purposes, to make you feel better. Usually to make you feel less lonely.

Miles broke up with his girlfriend, and he took a therapy dog so he wouldn't feel so lonely all the time.

by yoyie-as June 25, 2012

therapy song

song meant to help the listener and/or the singer.

therapy song:

you are floating on a cloud
It is the perfect temperature
you have no desires
but if you did you would not have the urge to fulfill them

by myguitar'sbroken January 16, 2010

Therapy Session for Blind Squirrels

Therapy session for blind squirrels: a group of people who know nothing talking to each other with the hope of learning something.

Trying to learn how to use a computer program from a forum on the internet is like a therapy session for blind squirrels.

by Miles Bighorse June 10, 2018

Therapy Call

Something you tell your roommates to get them out of the dorm so you can have sex with your racist boyfriend.

“Hey can you stay out of the dorm from like 2-3 today, I have a therapy call”

by Ric417475992 September 18, 2018

Therapy hotline

A hotline show made by a retard called Robert W. Coomer, that gives you free therapy

that faggot Robert Coomer hung up on me on the last Therapy hotline.

by Coomer files June 4, 2020

Therapy Session(s)

Time spent with your friends conversating and discussing all aspects of life while partaking in the consumption of specific illicit substances for extended periods of time, See also Crackhead Sundays.

Jeff really needed his therapy session(s) this weekend since spending time sober in the suburbs has made him feel confined and restricted beyond his control.

by The Little Justice League February 20, 2010

Therapy Hangover

When you’re mentally drained after a therapy session and feel like you’re hungover

That session gave me a therapy hangover. I need sleep.

by Enzo0601 January 29, 2021