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taking the browns to the superbowl

Very simply taking a dump dropping the kids off at the pool, usually a massive bowl movement that creeps up on you.
Hey Charlie where are you going? I ate some Thai for lunch bro taking the browns to the superbowl.

Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Superbowl 

A slang saying that means to defecate
"Damn, stop knocking on the bathroom door already, Im taking the cleveland browns to the superbowl damn it!"

Bring the browns to the superbowl 

Probably the most awesome refferance to the simple task of nature : Taking a shit.
Bro1: Are you coming soon ?
Bro2: Yeah, I just have to bring the browns to the superbowl..
Bro1: Ok, be quick!

and then the Packers won the Superbowl 

A newer version of the phrase "and then I found ten dollars", incorporating the victory of the Green Bay Packers in Superbowl XLV.

This phrase adds excitement to a story when it obviously ends abruptly and with no point.
-"I was watching this really funny commercial the other day, I guess you had to be there..."

-"oh...cool"

-... and then the Packers won the Superbowl"

-"Aww really? Fucking sweet!"

The Superbowl is Gay 

Andy Milonakis's mimetic, homophobic internet song, before he was popular. Released sometime during, before or after the SuperBowl between the Buccaneers and the Raiders. It quickly goes from football hating to Andy calling everything gay.
The Superbowl is gay,
The Superbowl is gay,
The Superbowl,
Superbowl,
Superbowl...
...Is gay.
The Raiders, are gay
The Raiders are so fucking gay
Raiders are so fucking gay
Raiders are...
Gayyyyyyyy.
The Buccs... are gay
The Buccs are also fucking gay
The Buccs are also fucking gay
Buccs, gay
Raiders, gay
Superbowl, gay
Everything else, gay
(Random nonsense inserted here)
The Superbowl is Gay by OLOL January 27, 2007

Take the Browns to the Superbowl

To take a sh*t, have a bowel movement, to the toilet.
Sorry I took so long, I had to take the Browns to the Superbowl