gay stairs

I will not take them.

Nah bruh, I ain't takin the gay stairs.

by peter griffin's estranged dad December 5, 2022

Under the stairs

Phrase used by Whitman-Hanson kids to describe weird ass people who fuck and do other sexual activities under the stairs of the school

Bro did u hear about Vinny and Kelly were “under the stairs”

by TheWhitmanKGeneral November 26, 2019

Stair Separation

While at school or any other public place, while experiencing massive magnet balls, one will step 3 or 4 steps up thus, relieving the magnet balls in a not so obvious way.

Tom: Dude why the hell are you stepping up the stairs so high?

Joey: Well, when you have magnet balls, you can relieve them by stair separation so it aint so obvious

by Camera1 April 10, 2011

Clank Stairs

stairs that make a serious clank when you step on them. I mean a serious clank

"jesus these clank stairs"

by Astupidwhiteboy September 28, 2017

Stair Master

Doggystyle Intercourse on top of a flight of stairs, when the male knocks out the feemale's arms and rides her the entire way down.
Also see bobsled.

Nicole will be eating through a straw for a few weeks because i gave her the stair master.

by Josh Aussems March 25, 2005

abortion stairs

a nice, steep flight of stairs that would enable an effective tumble to successfully abort an unwanted fetus

"If you really loved me, you would let me push you down these stairs and everything would go back to normal."

"Jazzle, those are nice abortion stairs."

"Jazzle, I need to come over..."

by papschmear November 4, 2008

stairs of doom

The Act Of throwing A woman Down A set of stairs and having sexual acts with her In the position she lands. If they don't land open enough, Try Again!

-"D00D, I gave My bitch the stairs of doom! She's Still In the hospital!"

-"SweetT!"

by JMG December 6, 2006