The Piano

An alternative to the game, :D. If you see or think of The Piano you just played the piano. You may also lose the game in this process.

"The Piano" , "Dammit I just played the piano :(".

by BeyondExistant December 29, 2009

Piano

A cross between a typewriter and a dildo.

Eileen, stop fornicating that piano!

Bob, have you finished typing the piano yet?

by Andrey Biggins May 20, 2009

piano

1. an ugly piece of crap that your parents make you practice for days on end for absolutely no reason at all except to make you suffer.

2. an amazingly powerful tool to become a keyboardist, join a band, and get all the groupies that didn't want to wait in line for the lead singer and guitar (mostly lawyers and librarians).

3. (super skilled people only) become a renowned singer and songwriter, get millions of fans worldwide, and use the piano as a trampoline when not playing good songs

1. I hate it when Mom makes me play piano.

2. I played piano when I was five, and now I'm one of the twelve keyboardists that play in No Doubt!

3. Elton John, Billy Joel, and Ben Folds can really play the piano.

by D. Richter September 9, 2004

piano

music making device

i wish i had a music making device (piano) so i can be like hanch and amylee

by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

piano

The noun for one thousand dollars-$1000.Made by the shortening of
Grand Piano.One grand meaning a thousand dollars.

Let's go for a drive and see our mate
Charlie,he still owes us a grand.

You joking I would'nt even give him a grand for that bucket of bolts.

by MADANGEL September 5, 2005

piano

porn

(when your parents are around). Did you get to watching the piano videos i gave you?

pronounced: PI-ano. Prounce the PI as PEE. sounds like: PEE-ANO

by brehil November 1, 2008

pianoing

to fuck in a manner much like tickling the ivories, if you know what i mean

fuck man! i was pianoing her like fucking mozart last night!

by y4r January 30, 2004