Patriarchy (Ken’s Version)

Ken’s version of the Patriarchy is a bunch of strong men riding horses all day. When Ken eventually realizes that the Patriarchy is not about riding horses all day, he gave up the idea.
“To be honest, when i found out the Patriarchy wasn’t about riding horses, i lost interest anyway..” indicating that he had lost interest when it turned out that his vision of the Patriarchy (Ken’s Version) wasn’t true

And another example:
“You can’t just do just one appendectomy..”
“But i’m a man.”
“But not a doctor.”
“Can i talk to a doctor?”
“You are talking to a doctor..”
“I need a clicky pen.”
“No.”
“And a sharp thing”
by Purple_Deodorant July 28, 2023
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Patriarchy Hire

A unqualified white and/or male who was nevertheless hired but are blindly confident about his “skills” and has the audacity to refer other POC employees as “diversity hire”.
Brad: Well it is so unfair that she got the promotion. She is Asian and she is a woman, she can be their diversity hire. This political correctness is insane.
You: Yeah? You are obnoxious and your work suck, you are only here because you are a patriarchy hire!

A: He doesn’t even know how to read the balance sheet! How did he got the job??
B: Well they say he has good communication skills. But we all know it’s because he is a white man so clients pay more attention when he talks. He is one of those patriarchy hires.
by Klaraantiracism March 22, 2021
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Patriarchy

It’s a game of tennis between powerful men where they use women instead of tennis balls
“In the game of Patriarchy, women aren’t the opposing team, they’re the ball.”
- Anita Sarkeesian
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Patriarchy

A synonym for a non-existent thing.

Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Patriarchy is evil. Donald Trump is a woman hater!

Have you ever been to Iran?
YOU DARE QUESTION ME! THAT IS PATRIARCHAL!
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Patriarchy

System of society or government in which men hold the power and women are largely excluded from it.
characterised by current and historic unequal power relations between women and men whereby women are systematically disadvantaged and oppressed.
"...We have to constantly critique imperialist white supremacist patriarchy culture because it is normalized by mass media and rendered unproblematic...." Bell Hooks
by Sadrabbit November 06, 2017
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Patriarchy

Something that hot people are fighting and fucking. If you wish to fuck or fight the patriarchy you must say sentences such as "eat the rich" and "fuck the rich"
by I love hot goths. May 01, 2024
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Patriarchy

Where men and horses run everything
"I'll take a high-level, high-paying job with influence, please."
"Okay you'll need at least and MBA. And a lot of our people have PhD's."
"Isn't being a man enough?"
"Actually right now it's kind of the opposite."
"You guys are clearly not doing patriarchy very well."
by keirafitzsimmons0008 November 04, 2023
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