Twilight The Movie

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-Noun

1. A Disney Hannah Montana Monstrosity made solely for 13 year old girls with no ambition in life.

2. A series of books that will take your breath away and fill it with the stench of a 1/2 eaten camels torso covered in feces.

3. Cartoon vampires that would lose in a fight against baby bunnies and duckies.

4. Robert Pattinson whose acting resembles a retarded giraffe with PMS.

5. Instead of blood, the movie sucks 122 min of your life. The next day you wake up and realize you've been rapped in the mind.

Five 13 year old girls go to the theatre and see Twilight The Movie.

by Staticash April 23, 2009

the movie

That sex-ed video you see in Middle School or early High School. They make the people as ugly as possible as well, so they can get away with showing you a vagina or a dick in school.

Guys, we gotta see The Movie in second period today! Woooooo!

by Bad_Vlad December 9, 2016

Price of the movie scene

Phrase: Any scene in a movie that justifies paying full ticket price.

Example #1: From 'American Beauty' "This is me jerking off in the shower." That's a Price of the movie scene right there.

Example #2 From 'Reign of Fire' The Gerard Butler/Christian Bale re-enactment of 'Empire Strikes Back' Total Price of the movie scene.

by flashwildecard September 15, 2010

The Movielife

The Movielife, the best band to have ever walked the earth (Now Extinct) was once believed to walk on water and heal the blind. They were believed to part the red sea and perform miracles on stage. What they accomplished can never be duplicated. (see also God.

Roberta: Hey Shaniqua, The MovieLIFE walked on water, today!

Shaniqua:I'd believe it!

by BrandNizzle311 April 13, 2004

HeXeN ///: The Movie

HeXeN /// is a great comedy starring Sharlto Copley as Daedolon, Cassandra Lynn as Marlene, and Gary Coleman as Gary. In it, Daedolon, some Duke Nukem type guy, goes postal on Johannesburg, with the help of his Uncle Brad (Brad Pitt), Marlene, and Gary. Neill Blomkamp, the coolest guy in Souf Afrika, shoots John Carmack in the balls. Daedolon and Marlene then go postal, then at the end, they hear that South Africa has blamed the shootings on India and the US, and will destroy them with nukular force. The US, in retaliation, has sent missiles out to Afrika, which are expected to hit in 2 minutes.

I just saw HeXeN ///: The Movie today. It was fokken lekker!

by DagothUrDoomGuy January 25, 2010

mamma mia the movie

A girl named Sophie is getting married to her fiance Sky at age 20 and she invites her three possible dads Sam, Bill and Harry to her wedding. Her mother Donna does not know who Sophie's dad is and is very surprised to see them at her hotel in Greece.

WATCH THE MOVIE TO FIND OUT THE REST
THIS MOVIE HAS SOME LIT ASS ABBA SONGS IN IT !!

Person 1: what movie do you wanna watch?
Person 2: Mamma Mia the movie!

by notagayguybutastraightgirl August 11, 2018

Super Mario Smoking Weed The Movie

A 2013 masterpiece uploaded to Youtube where Mario begins by smoking a fat blunt while standing at an angle, staring at the camera, while the song "Get High" plays at the intro, with Mario's face slightly twitching all the time.

Mario does this for 30 minutes and 12 seconds.

super mario smoking weed the movie lyrics: i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high oh i get high on your memories high on your memories high on your memories

by suprah mayo October 20, 2021