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Workin' the Dollar Menu

Instructions:
1. Withdraw monies, requested all in singles.
2. Proceed to strip club, with money wad in hand
3. Enter.
4. Walk to front stage, grab front seat.
5. Proceed to: leisurely "distribute" said dollar bills in delivery method of choice for services well rendered

Place of Origin: Mons Venus - Tampa, FL
"Workin' The Dollar Menu"

Guy 1: Low on cash, don't think I can make it out to Mons Venus tonight.

Guy 2: "Dude, we're all on a budget. No lap dances tonight, we're just going to make them work for it off the dollar menu."

Guy 1: "That sounds terrible and degrading to women..."

Guy 2: How dare you, strippers are dead inside and have no feelings!
by Joe Boxer @UCF February 26, 2011
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the doll house

A prison for woman inmates.
Whatever happened to Barb after she got caught shoplifting again?

"They finally sent her away. She's at the doll house upstate. Won't get out for 2 years."
by mike87111 April 16, 2014
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The Dollhouse Effect

When you’re high as balls and you start to feel like a doll trapped inside a dollhouse. At any moment, someone can open the roof and pick you up like a little doll.
Yo man, did you experience the dollhouse effect last night?
by Benjamin button September 12, 2020
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anabelle the doll

DUDE 1: HEY HAVE U SEEN THAT CREEPY DOLL
DUDE 2: NAH BRO I HAVN'T HAVE U?
DUDE 1: BRUH ITS A ANABELLE
ANABELLE THE DOLL
by IMAFREAKBAHAHHA April 14, 2020
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deflating the doll

1. Verb - Gettin' hitched. Tied down. Entering a monogamous relationship.
Mike: Whats with that broad? Can't get rid of her?

Steve: Deflating the doll, yo.

Mike: My condolences.
by Terd-Ferguson June 6, 2009
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let the dollar decide

When you can't make a decision so you flip a dollar bill.
- Should we order pizza or Chinese food?
- I don't know , let's let the dollar decide.
by sumkorie June 23, 2020
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Forgot to hook up the doll

Executing a complicated plan, only to realize an important component was omitted, leading to complete failure or unintended consequences
Gary and Wyatt planned to make homemade biscuits for breakfast, but they forgot to hook up the doll and ended up making crackers instead.
by anonymous January 20, 2021
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