The Coachella

When you ejaculate on your partner’s face, simultaneously sprinkle glitter and let it harden to create a “festival mask” effect.

“Dude, things got wild. She asked me to give her the the Coachella before we left for the party.”

by garwoodj June 14, 2018

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The coochie crew

Four girl who live in stamford who think they're cool, they're all pussies thus the name "The coochie crew" They think they're cute but in all reality stamford hates every single one of them.

The coochie crew girls are all bitches, no one likes them

by katerylengohand October 20, 2012

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The-Coach is a gaming legend. Over years of training from the Gamecube version of the popular 007 game "Night Fire" he game a PRO at fps. His Night Fire skills transfered over to the game Halo. The first time he ever played halo, as well as an xbox he beet one of its legends. Now The-Coach is a Halo 2 legend, using his wits, stratigies, and skills to pwn anyone who gets in his way. His halo skills somehow transfer to all other fps games. He was recently showed the world of MMORPGS, which he is mastering. World of warcraft is his game. He plays on Server Frostmane as the tauren warrior named RAGNARHOOF. It seems destiny has choosen The-Coach as the worlds greatest gamer. Being only 15 and mastering almost anygame he touches. He is currently working on a show that shows the struggles of his life called cronicles of teh coach. His catchline is "im gonna teach ya how to play" If oyu ever spot him pwning in Warcraft 3 The Frozen throne give him a holla.

The-Coach is a toal pro.

by The-Coach August 8, 2006

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the coochina cave

a specific nest or den built in ones closet out of pillows and blankets used specifally to penatrate or insert a dildo or penis into one or more holes such as, one of two openings in the coochina, or another hole in which the penatration material is wetted to the point of no return the dildo or penis will not emerge from the coochina for 500 years. the coochina bearring human will scream in both agony and everlasting pleasure. under the right circumstances, the dog will enter the cave and create a powerful and shrill burst of noise that will send 42.57 humans into a state of inteanse arousal. they will make their way towards the coochina cave to partake in a massive orgy.

"oh did u here about the time me and my gramma shook the earth from our coochina cave? it was great!"

"oh whats the coochina cave?"

"its a nest where we penatrate in the closet"1

"really? maybe me and u can rebuild that cave and have some fun tonight!"

"nahh, id love to hun, but there's a lot of paperwork u have to fill out before we can hipnotize all those people. plus u dont want me inside u for five hundred years."

by maxorcist May 25, 2025

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