teddy bear

being buck ass naked

Like wearing a teddy, but bearing it all

When she showed me her teddy bear, I nearly poked out my own eye.

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a cute bear BUT when you sleep it moves AND WILL TRY TO KILL YOU.

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Teddy bear

When one shits, then shaves pubic hair before flushing.

Laid a mad teddy bear for the real estate.

Teddy bear by B-ry. June 11, 2018

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The cuddly bears who protect the little kids from monsters under there bed

We need to get Timmy a Teddy bear so we don't have to keep going in his room to make sure the monster doesn't get him

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A cuddly gay man who is very hairy, usually during sexual acts. Teddy bear/bear is mostly used as a pornography category.

Josh: What’s the best sex you’ve had before?

Kyle: I once had gay intercourse with a hairy teddy bear

Josh: Nice broooo

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A teddy bear can be anything, a bear, duck, frog, dog, frog, kangaroo.

"Give me my teddy bear back!"
"Teddy Bear is in the dictionary."

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A nice gift to give to a lover or a crush and is only bad if said crush takes that bear and leaves to never talk again to said giver

Dude I really wish I would have gave her another teddy bear

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