terminal verbosity

N. Talking so much or for so long it could be fatal to anyone within earshot.

I almost died of terminal verbosity listening to Suzie talk about her friggin cat.

by PJPlayer1 April 5, 2006

Terminal Hold

When you call a business and are placed on hold, with no human contact, for hours on end. The business hoping that you will get frustrated and just give up, so they don't have to talk to you.

Scooter: Geez Mary! You've been on the phone with them forever.
Mary: Yeah, about 5 hours. They put me on Terminal Hold. This is a matter of principle now! I am not hanging up.

by Phearis July 19, 2012

Terminal Hiccups

When a person shoves large amounts of dry foods down their gullet without sufficient water and goes into a spasm of belching. Belching can take on the face of a bug in an Edgar suit from Men in Black in serious cases.

Dave ate too many dry peanuts on the plane and needed water to prevent the occurrence of terminal hiccups.

by Dalooshla August 20, 2014

terminal brain cancer

Hypixel

Bro, hypixel is the definition of terminal brain cancer

by b1g t1ts November 13, 2017

Terminal 5

When an event or a new piece of equipment has been hyped up, had a huge amount of money spent on it and it fails miserably to do what it is supposed to do. Word is in reference to the London Heathrow Terminal 5 fiasco.

Eric: 'Have you seen the new storage system; I've heard it's a Terminal 5 ?'

Geoff: 'Oh yeah mate, just been out to see it, they've got the technician in, it's out of order for the rest of the week!'

by Bobby B Snr March 28, 2008

Terminal Bitch Face

When a woman, despite her mood, always looks bitchy. She might feel cheerful, amused, enraptured, or content, but she always looks like a bitch. Often times the woman is well aware of her condition, and despises how other people constantly tell her to smile. This might actually make her feel like bitching at you. Terminal Bitch Face sufferers often hear "That's just how her face is."

The character Betty Draper from Mad Men suffers from Terminal Bitch Face.

by TBFAnon August 25, 2011

terminal cancer

what you call someone or something when that certain thing or person makes you want to kys

Gabe: I just ranked up to Silver III in CS:GO
Eric: Nice, how long have you had it?
Gabe: 2 years
Eric: You are literally terminal cancer

by DiamondMinerMC May 13, 2016