Tila Tequila 

So-called "internet celebrity" who's famous for having a very frequently visited MySpace profile, and has a face comparable to a pumpkin.

:O Halloween's coming up, better put Tila Tequila in my MySpace top 8!

Tila Tequila by Another Helen C December 3, 2006

tila tequila 

A talentless dumb midget with fake tits and a giant fucking head whose 15 minutes of MySpace fame expired in 2006. She'll be stripping in Vegas by '08...

Yo, MTV gave that orange dwarf with the fetal alcohol syndrome eyes her own show?

Who?

Tila Tequila, yo!

What the fuck?? Wait, wasn't that dumb hooker "famous" for about 12 seconds last year just for having a bunch of douche bags friends on MySpace?

Something like that bro...I guess MTV ran out of souless rich blond bitches to film.

Word.

tila tequila by Jay D. October 28, 2007

Tila Tequila 

An asian bisexual slut, who has tons of friends on myspace, that are obsessed with her too much. She is mostly famous for her Myspace page, or her show "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila", where she shows the world how horny she is. She also sings, but she isnt famous for that at all because she really sucks at it, and all her songs are either about stripping or how she wants to fuck people.

Tila Tequila is the best slut in the world, but the worst singer.

Tila Tequila by CookingDevice January 5, 2008

sandwich bag o' tequila 

An ill-advised way to sneak tequila into a sporting event or other dry ceremony. Often accompanied by a straw.

Mike rocked out that sandwich bag o' tequila last Saturday.

sandwich bag o' tequila by mkade June 15, 2009

tequila enema 

Using tequila, or any other booze, to replace water in a routine enema. Putting alchohol into the rectum bypasses all the body's filtering organs such as the liver and kidneys and produces an almost immediate buzz. For the same reason, it is VERY DANGEROUS and can result in alchohol poisoning and perhaps DEATH!
enema tequila drunk buzz

During my frat initiation, my brothers gave me a tequila enema and I slept for about 10 hours.

tequila enema by happyluke June 14, 2010

tequila cock blast 

When mid way through an anal sex session the man pulls out leaving a gaping hole. He quickly pours in a shot of tequila and rams back in shooting the tequila all over both participants.

Man, I had to run to the liquor store quick last night because my girl wanted a tequila cock blast and you drank all the Cuervo.

tequila cock blast by Steevo Jolly August 2, 2019

Tequila Ganatra 

Shot of tequila followed by a shot of pineapple.

Originated in Leicester the pineapple juice completly neutralises the taste and burn of the tequila so no salt or lemon necessary.

"Can we get 7 tequila ganatras please?"

Tequila Ganatra by x2shar September 23, 2019