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temporal dislocation

Temporal Dislocation: (Adj) A inorganic based alteration of time caused by illegal street compounds such as Entwhislte, Woot and CatchBaby.
Love, somebody put some Entwhistle in my J.D. and hell the temporal dislocation was so fierce I though that Joan of Arc was giving me oral
by Hunter D Clopson February 1, 2017
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temporally pornophobic

slighty turned off porn by images or videos
1.seeing a saggy old guy do it with some young chick

makes me "temporally pornophobic"

walking into ur parents room "temporally pornophobic moment"
by mastersnowchap May 28, 2010
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temporal lobe

The part of your brain that makes you think about sex.
I'm so horny all the time, it's because I can't control my temporal lobe.
by 100% Battery January 21, 2018
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culturo-temporal

2. The ideal temperature at which to culture a bacteria or mold

From Latin Cultura (to grow) and Tempus (heat)
The culturo-temporal of E. Coli bacteria is 98.9 degrees Fahrenheit.
by Nico April 29, 2004
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Tempraplegic

Tempraplegic – adjective noun – tém pre pleé jik

The word is derived from “Temporal” – related to measured time, and “Plegia” – inability to move.

This is a condition that is becoming more pronounced in office workers. It affects eyesight, hearing and motor functions. The condition is temporal, in that it manifests itself at 8:00 AM and completely disappears at 4:59 PM. It is also known to go away during breaks.

Symptoms:

1. Person becomes totally unaware of anything beyond their cubicle or computer screen
2. Person exhibits an inability to move outside their “area” because their legs actually become very short, hence “plegia”. The shortening of the legs also allows the person to…..
3. Cover their ass, while still having their head buried in the sand
4. Communication check valves come into play, whereby incoming phone calls and emails are ignored.
5. In some cases, audio input failure occurs because ear canals are blocked by headphones or boom boxes blasting over +95 db.
6. Vocabulary becomes limited to phrases like, “That’s the ___________ department’s problem.”
7. Person lends absolutely no credence to input from experienced outside sources, but requests “more input”.
8. Person has overwhelming urge to call for and attend meetings to discuss and ignore input mentioned in item 7.
"After a heavy lunch, Bill becomes tempraplegic."
by Whole9Yards April 26, 2008
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Temporal displacement

What happens when a Delorean with a Flux Capacitor hits 88mph.
Doc Brown: The temporal displacement happened exactly at 1:21 and zero seconds!
by Operation Health 2.0 May 25, 2016
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Temporal scavenger

Someone who wastes too much time on studying the personal histories of people they'll never meet to the point that it affects their existence.
Begone temporal scavenger dog, go lick someone else's clock floor!
by slacketstew October 21, 2019
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