Teddie’s a funny, tall, and nice girl. She appreciates her memes and loves to party. She’s got a Tik Tok and makes the rare good ones. Any guy would be lucky to date a Teddie.
by sOphied18 June 8, 2019

a creepy, ugly, stalkerish, eminem-wannabe who needs to get a life and stop being a freak. i'll give him ten years before hes behind bars.
by gabby lomagi October 3, 2010

Long drawn out pointless lie. Almost always benefeits the speaker. And often includes some mention to whipping out your genitals
"So the mugger said give me all your money and pointed his gun at me. So I kicked him in the shin, beat him up, because I am a kickboxing champion, whipped out my dick, and pissed on him"
"That never happened, that is a Teddy."
"That never happened, that is a Teddy."
by JohnSheffield April 23, 2007

by urbandickted22 January 11, 2010

john: can i come over tonight?
jane: sure, as long as im getin' some teddy.
john: aww, you want dat teddy? As long as im gettin' dat becky. Aint no free rides, especially not with me!
jane: sure, as long as im getin' some teddy.
john: aww, you want dat teddy? As long as im gettin' dat becky. Aint no free rides, especially not with me!
by ilovedat.teddy July 30, 2009

by GirlWhoWantsTeddy August 8, 2009

when a girl performs oral sex on a homeless man who hasn’t showered in two weeks, only to go to a bar after and kiss random guys.
by Thepubfucks January 18, 2019
