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The Tarkov Conundrum

You think it will be fun to play the game Escape From Tarkov, however, once you play it you realize it does not meet the fun expectation you had set for it.
"Man, I want to play fun Tarkov but I do not want to run into The Tarkov Conundrum."
by DrCamel May 29, 2021
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Tarkan

1)An extremely intelligent and intellectual man with an impressing personality.

2)His character is made of gold and he treats the people he likes like his biggest treasure.

3)He has a fantastic humor which is sometimes annoying but all in all very funny.
4)Tarkan loves to argue with other people but he can be very explosive.

5)He is a person who always fights for the things he want and loves challenges.

6)This man hates people who have prejudices and injustice.
7)He is hot af. Of course inside but also outside he is the most handsome guy i know.
8)He is an awesome kisser and a sex god.
9)Tarkan has the best sense of style and music.
10)He always listen to you and helps you to make the best of all.
He is so perfect he must be a Tarkan.
by bebetree September 6, 2017
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Tower of Tear-er

When six legless dudes lie on the ground with their boners touching like a bundle of asparagus. A lady will then attempt to take it all in.
Susan can't walk anymore after she tried the tower of tear-er at the annual amputee swingers convention.
by Grundle Thunderbird June 25, 2017
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tear the roof off

I tore the roof off the sucka!
by Royale with Cheeze May 3, 2003
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Tearing the ring out of it

When someone persists with an activity long after it's lost its merit or factor of amusement for others. You know the sort of people, they hang around long after a party has ended, use the same joke over and over again. They'll continue doing their thing no matter how tedious it becomes for those around them.
*Aidan just wanted to give Juan's skateboard a quick try, but he's been on it for hours now and refuses to get off*

Juan mumbles, "Damn, this bastard is really tearing the ring out of it"
by TADPOOL October 1, 2016
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pea tear griffin

a pea
a tear
and a griffin
my name is uh uh (looks at a pea)
pee-
uh uh (see a tear of someone crying)
pee tear
uh uh (flying griffin comes by)
pea tear griffin that's right peter griffin... uh crap
by Trannol July 27, 2006
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Tarkus

1.) a piece of music by Emerson, Lake and Palmer, or the album on which that musical piece first appeared 2.) a mechanical beast resembling a cross between a tank and armadillo 3.) the most awesome/beautiful/powerful thing ever
1.) I love listening to Tarkus, it's the greatest song ever. 2.) That Tarkus is gonna blow up Cuba. 3.) Man, that chick looks so Tarkus
by Tarkusman January 8, 2009
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