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When six legless dudes lie on the ground with their boners touching like a bundle of asparagus. A lady will then attempt to take it all in.
Susan can't walk anymore after she tried the tower of tear-er at the annual amputee swingers convention.
by Grundle Thunderbird June 25, 2017
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