Tarzan Top

When your girl wraps her legs around your neck while facing towards you and gives you head. It allows for you to walk while getting dirty top

Nathan- Bro I heard you got some freaky Tarzan Top from your girl last night
ZDog- yeah brodog I did it while walking 3 miles

by TreeandZ September 18, 2019

Tarzan Boy

A 1985 song by the new wave band Baltimora, and their only real dancefloor-worthy song to this day.

A favorite of the Tourettes Guy.

No 80's playlist would be complete without Baltimora's "Tarzan Boy".

by Trey4Life December 7, 2009

tarzan blasting

Tarzan blasting is when a man or women are hanging from trees whilst they are finger blasting each other whilst they are having sex.

man: do u wanna go tarzan blasting

women: YASSSS
man: alright lets find a tree then

by King Smurf November 13, 2018

tarzan slam

Alternate name for carbonated non-alcoholic beverage. Soft drink. Pop. Coke.

Down that tarzan slam and let's get outta here!

What kind of tarzan slam do you like? I like Pepsi.

by joe_cool_187 December 4, 2009

Tarzan Catches Jane

is a sex position involving two pull-up bars, or a sex swing. Tarzan Catches Jane, also referred to as the TCJ, was named for the following analogy: Tarzan and Jane are swinging through the forest, when Tarzan catches Jane going to have his way with her, but he gets the wrong hole.

The TCJ is not recommended for anal sex amateurs, as it can lead to rectal trauma.

It is a variation of the Italian Chandelier which is another sex position.

Girl 1: Hey hun, why are you walking so funny today? Did you hurt your ankle or something?

Girl 2: No, Nick and I were trying out our new swing last night and decided to try the Italian Chandelier but he missed and we ended up doing Tarzan Catches Jane.

Girl 1: OMG. That's got to hurt!

by Jade22SV January 21, 2011

Tarzan Crabs

Pubic lice gifted by Satan with the awesome power of Tarzan's vine swinging abilities, usually seen hanging on the ends of a poor soul's pube, waiting to dive into the next patch of unexpecting ball fluff they come across.

Sex with Whores or Modern Female Musicians may result in Tarzan Crabs.

by SOMEONE GET A MOP! January 7, 2011

Tarzan Fuck

An act of sexual intercourse so soul-shakingly passionate it results in a tarzan-like moan from the male participant.

Devon: Come with me.
*20 minutes later*
Max: OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo....
Josh: Goddamnit, I understand it's great that she's giving it to him so good its turned into a Tarzan Fuck, but it's gonna keep us up all night!

by The Dusky Walrus October 24, 2010