Tardis Pussy

A vagina that is much bigger on the inside than it appears to be on the outside like the tardis of dr. Who. Normally found on athletic girls who appear "tight" upon cursory inspection, the Tardis Pussy can kill your boner faster than a dalek hell bent on extermination.

"I met the hottest girl at spin class, her body was perfect. After a few drinks we went back to my place and had sex."
-"was she nice and tight from all the spinning?"
"nope. She had a tardis pussy. It was tiny and cute but It was like siding my penis directly into the miky way galaxy."

by Surpriseattackninja August 9, 2012

TARDIS munchies

when suddenly you can't stop eating and the only explanation is that you're interdimensionally bigger on the inside

"My TARDIS munchies made me ransack my entire snack cabinet...in a day"

by RobinF November 14, 2011

TARDIS Twat

A TARDIS Twat refers to a short and petite female who just happens to have an unusually wide and abnormally deep vaginal cavity. TARDIS TWAT can also refer specifically to the vagina itself.

The word TARDIS originates from the BBC series, Dr. Who, where the TARDIS was a smallish looking box, the inside of which was enormous. This was due to a distortion of time and space.

"So I get her in the sack and start going at it, and I asked her 'Is it in yet?'. This TARDIS Twat was so big I couldn't even figure out if my pecker was in there. So I talked her into anal...which was much better."

by Eduardo D December 12, 2008

TARDIS gay

adjective

Someone who does not appear as gay as he is i.e. he is gayer on inside then on the outside

see TARDIS

That man is TARDIS gay. I know he only looks a little fruity but I hear he sucks 10 cocks a day.

by Nilus September 7, 2007

TARDIS'd

When a person or thing uses the TARDIS, or TARDIS like object, to travel though space and time.

Using the TARDIS to go somewhere in time. The word: TARDIS'd has been used.

by W•I•S•D•O•M November 14, 2009

TARDIS Syndrome

Where you think it's one day, but in actual fact it's another.

Named after the Time Machine "The TARDIS" which is used by
Doctor Who.

Dave leaps out of bed at 7am, grabs a bite and heads off to work, only to realise later that it's Saturday and he could have slept in.

"What happened to you?" asks his confused Wife upon his return.

"Just a little TARDIS Syndrome" I think" He replies.

by Wolfie Rankin August 4, 2012

Tardis Pussy

A vagina that is like the Tardis on the TV show “Doctor Who” looks tight but it’s bigger on the inside.

That girl got a Tardis pussy once I got through the door it was like I entered the Grand Canyon.

by SaabStory December 10, 2017