T.J. Maxx

A workplace that sucks the soul from the body and drains all that is joyful from it until all that's left is desolation.

"I just got out of work at T.J. Maxx and I think I'm gonna go jump off a bridge."

by Rhapsodi August 2, 2008

T.J.A.G

T.J.A.G is a federal law enforcement agency with headquarters located in a certain region of Australia, and has more than 20 members throughout Australia. The group was established in 2007, solely to suppress the one we dare not name. Today, the agency is managed by two of the most elite special forces personel to carry out a single mission to protect humanity as we know it.

T.J.A.G - "Providing a better future"

by Admin8524 September 3, 2011

T.J. Watt

Trent Jordan Watt. Outside Linebacker for the Pittsburgh Steelers. FRICKING BEAST!!!! Great pass rusher. Went to college at the University of Wisconsin-Madison. He's 6'4" and 251 lbs. Ran a 4.69 40 dash. Benched 225 lbs 21 times. 37" Vertical. As of 2022 has 72 sacks, 4 interceptions, 294 combined tackles, 78 assisted tackles, 21 career forced fumbles, and a defensive touchdown. All in 72 games. He was born on October 11, 1994. He has two brothers in the NFL, J.J.(DE, Cardinals) and Derek(FB/ST, Steelers.)

I'm a Bengals fan, but T.J. Watt is a fricking beast!!!!

by KaosK.J.Tuck February 21, 2022

T.J. Houshmandzadeh

The hardest name in the NFL to spell and pronouce.

T.J. Houshmandzadeh is a great receiver, but don't ask me how to spell his name.

by gofishgo December 17, 2006

T.J. Davis

The greatest man to ever work at McDonald's in Bay Shore, New York, which resides on Long Island. There is a plaque hanging over the fryer in his honor.

"Now that T.J. Davis is gone, who will clean up the bathroom when someone shits on the floor?"

by Mikhail Vannilla August 25, 2009

T.J. Oshie

The super hot, crazy talented member of the St. Louis Blues' "kid line". The term Oshied came from him knocking Nash on his ass. Guys want to be him and girls want to date him. Known for always given 150%, knocking around guys 3x his size, and making the girls faint.

Did you see Rick Nash get Oshied? TWICE?!

Forget Robert Pattinson! T.J. Oshie is way hotter!

by BluesFanatic July 26, 2009

T.J. Lane

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t.j. lane takes it in the ass.

by erthiccharris November 25, 2016