Swordfish Taco

The term used to describe the genitalia of a hermaphrodite.

I took this chick home and she had a swordfish taco!

by blurr1974 August 25, 2013

swordfish dildo

The physical embodiment of being fucked in the ass by something so hard, it makes your rectum bleed.

"FUCKING HELL GARY, THANKS TO YOUR LITTLE ESCAPADE, WE NOW HAVE GOTTEN THE SWORDFISH DILDO FROM CORPORATE. GOOD JOB."

by Imudz October 6, 2016

Vanilla Swordfish

A vanilla swordfish is a person with many passionate but minor kinks, such as daddy/mommy kinks, gentle hair pulling and choking, and name calling. They typically come off as basic or unassuming at first.

Brittany is such a Vanilla Swordfish! Her boyfriend had bruises all over her neck!

by janetbarley2974 May 21, 2020

Seattle Swordfish

The sexual act when one curcumsised man pulls the foreskin from an uncurcumsised man over his penis, and proceeds to jerk them both off. Which then he proceeds to ejaculate inside the mans foreskin then sucks out his semen by performing oral sex.

My boyfriend Demarcus really enjoys a good Seattle Swordfish.

by FelchForLife84 April 11, 2022

Overcook The Swordfish

To take on too many separate tasks at one time, inevitably leading to none of them being completely at a level of quality as high as if you'd focused on doing just one extremely well.

Dude. Way to overcook the swordfish.

by KeSoze2 June 1, 2011

Swordfishing

sôrd·físh·ing
noun.

a. The act or process of Mijas withdrawing, especially from something hazardous, formidable, or unpleasant by means of combat or coercive power by means of neck snapping and tuck-n-rolling out of a moving vehicle.

The Mijas are proficient in swordfishing.

Needletooth swordfished out of MarcoPolos police trooper.

by Snake Bitch March 2, 2011

Swordfish style

To do something while receiving oral sex or "falatio"

"I'm Driving Swordfish style"

by Fat Benni Crack June 1, 2009