tasmanian swordfish

The act of fingering a girl underwater, and having a sharp fingernail, cutting the inside of her anus, mixing blood in water that would attract a swordfish.

Bro, I gave my underwater kangaroo a Tasmanian Swordfish the other day.

by RainbowTrout69 November 6, 2014

Vanilla Swordfish

A vanilla swordfish is a person with many passionate but minor kinks, such as daddy/mommy kinks, gentle hair pulling and choking, and name calling. They typically come off as basic or unassuming at first.

Brittany is such a Vanilla Swordfish! Her boyfriend had bruises all over her neck!

by janetbarley2974 May 21, 2020

Seattle Swordfish

The sexual act when one curcumsised man pulls the foreskin from an uncurcumsised man over his penis, and proceeds to jerk them both off. Which then he proceeds to ejaculate inside the mans foreskin then sucks out his semen by performing oral sex.

My boyfriend Demarcus really enjoys a good Seattle Swordfish.

by FelchForLife84 April 11, 2022

Overcook The Swordfish

To take on too many separate tasks at one time, inevitably leading to none of them being completely at a level of quality as high as if you'd focused on doing just one extremely well.

Dude. Way to overcook the swordfish.

by KeSoze2 June 1, 2011

chocolate swordfish

After anal sex when your dick is covered in shit.

When JC was done butt fucking KP he looked down and realized he had a chocolate swordfish.

Dude, last night Mike’s mom gave me a chocolate swordfish.

by AlaskanPoet June 16, 2018

Awkward Swordfish

Like the awkward turtle/balloon etc. The person puts one finger above their head like a unicorn horn and their right hand on their hip like a fin. Useful in awkward situations.

(a person you don't really know/like talks to you at a party)
*awkward swordfish*

by HelenaLexxiFoxxx February 24, 2011

electric swordfish

a sex position where the male jerks is penis quickly up and down in the females vagina/butthole

dude I did and electric swordfish last night!

by Hsja May 24, 2014