skoozer

Noun: an individual who acts more drunk than he or she actually is. Especially when using alcohol as an excuse to garner attention or act stupid.

Joe was being a real jerk after just one beer. He claimed to be real drunk but we knew he was being a skoozer.

by Jeff and John June 3, 2005

stoozer

someone who is stupid and also a loser, therefore making them a stupid loser.

Patty looked like such a stoozer when she bragged about her imaginary boyfriend.

by DestineeRose July 1, 2008

Swoofer

A mildly fluffy doggo that is very, very, cute.

Person one: AWWWW do you see that swoofer?
Person two: OMG YES!!!! It’s sooooo cute!

by PiedPupper February 2, 2020

Snoozer

In football. When a match between two sides has a tendency to send its audience to sleep. The game is likely to be of a boring nature.

Boy oh boy, Mourinho is such a bore. What a snoozer this is.

Surely someone will do something soon, this match is a snoozer.

Shall we put the darts on? This is a snoozer.

I’d rather watch the bees, the el clásico will be a snoozer I reckon.

by Bitter Bee January 28, 2021

Snoozer

A guy who is clearly lost fam, sleepwalking DICKHEAD. Stay in your lane, keep sleeping.

Ike: "i get bitches."

sonny: "your a snoozer fam."

Henry: "what a snoozer."

by masculineFemdawg December 10, 2021

Sloozer

A less insulting version of the word Loser

Cya l8er sloozer!

by evie :p May 9, 2022

Swoobers

/swo͞obərˈs, swo͞obərˈz/

A combination of swoon and berserker.

1. Adverb:
Out of control with excitement; wild or frenzied.
2. Verb:
To feel lightheaded from so much excitement and/or being hyper.
3. Adjective:
To describe someone or something that has perhaps too much energy. (Not an insult).

Synonyms:
crazy, insane, wild, uncontrollable, bananas, bonkers, hyper, swoobs, swoobie, swooby
Vulgar slang:
apeshit

*Can also be used for a name

1."She is going swoobers."
2. "I feel like I am going swoobers."
3. "She is swoobs"

by swoobers May 10, 2022